Health: Today, as a going away present after five years of military service...

By jonh_215 - 08/04/2011 16:09 - United States

Today, as a going away present after five years of military service and one combat tour, the hospital scheduled me for a prostate exam. FML

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By Jesse - 10/05/2012 21:22 - United States - Bothell

Today, I had to get a prostate exam. Right before the doctor started, he told me that if I found it awkward at all, I should just imagine I was being probed by aliens. FML

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What a way to spend the day

By theark - 22/08/2022 10:00

Today, I was informed by my proctologist that my colonoscopy has been rescheduled for my birthday. FML

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By Leah Magers - 27/03/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My birthday present was a pelvic exam, and not even the good kind of pelvic exam. Woo hoo! FML

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By hospital - 05/10/2010 23:36 - United States

Today, I started my first day at a new hospital. My first assignment? Shave an elderly man's testicles. FML

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By WTFFAIL - 03/12/2012 05:06 - Canada - Montreal

Today, while getting a hernia exam, I accidentally ran my fingers through my doctor's hair. FML

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By Maddie - 22/03/2011 15:39

Today, I had to take a dump in a box for a stool test. FML

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By welp24 - 28/10/2018 03:00

Today, at the age of 25, for the first time in my life, I was lying mostly naked in front of a man while he was inserting something in my body. Too bad that man was a doctor and that thing was a colonoscopy. FML

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By ouch - 27/01/2009 02:18 - United States

Today, my doctor called with my test results, which seem to tell him that there's absolutely nothing wrong with me. I'm still sitting here with an appendage that I'd swear was dispensing napalm, but now I have a $500 bill to go with it. FML

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By MeOhMy23 - 25/11/2020 07:59 - United States - Tazewell

Today, I went to have a vaginal ultrasound. The nurse walked me back and I got undressed. She said the tech doing the procedure would be right in. It was my preacher's son. FML

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By John - 24/06/2011 07:17 - United States

Today, I had my anus probed twice by two different doctors. I was diagnosed with hemorrhoids. I'm a 22 year old guy and have to schedule a colonoscopy for next week. I guess there's a first time for everything. FML

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perdix 29

Friday 8 April 2011 23:39

From what I've heard, those exams can be excruciatingly pleasurable. Enjoy your intense boner and I hope you have someone to drain it on or in.

MysticMint 0

Friday 8 April 2011 23:33

Happy going away! May your prostate always be healthy. :D

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ItsThisGirl 17

Saturday 23 April 2011 4:49

soldier up, i guess?

brunettegurly 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 2:05

this reminds me of the episode of family guy when Peter got his exam. lol he got "raped"

eurostar710 11

Monday 20 June 2011 8:53

how is that an FML? I mean... at all? it's just a prostate exam.

PrimeStarscream 30

Tuesday 26 July 2011 5:05

LOL. Ouch, man. Ouch.

newmandotcom 6

Thursday 6 October 2011 11:01

As the marines say, semper ******

MissHutcherson 5

Wednesday 7 November 2012 2:30

Thank you for serving our contry :)

Cherubapples 4

Saturday 21 May 2016 21:37

my six year veteran brother, marines and army, doesn't even want people thanking him for a job he voluntarily signed up for. really?

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