By jonh_215 - 08/04/2011 16:09 - United States

Today, as a going away present after five years of military service and one combat tour, the hospital scheduled me for a prostate exam. FML
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perdix 29

From what I've heard, those exams can be excruciatingly pleasurable. Enjoy your intense boner and I hope you have someone to drain it on or in.

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MysticMint 0

Happy going away! May your prostate always be healthy. :D

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leethewrestler 0

thank you for your service. god bless.

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smoojenkins 0

5 years and only one combat tour? of course they have to put something up ur a$$! They still owe u at least one!

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sweetonsno 1

You're really whining about the fact that you get cancer screening? Really? Most people are grateful about having health care, especially preventive treatments.

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T3P33_fml 0

is it me or did Boners just described Hagrid as his fantasy?

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thrade8767_fml 0

getting a finger in your butt isn't all bad.

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francisco_g86 6

that sucks, they're actually looking out for your health. What a bunch of assholes!!

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jdengel 0

good looking female nurse? that would be a good present

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Mistery510 6

I have five years in and two deployments.... quit complaining you cry baby...

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mrmerino 0

oh my god, you poor, homophobic redneck with a boner for 'murka that can only be ravished with the blood of innocent foreigners who died because they suggested a different form of government. I hope your proctologist has Parkinson's and hasn't trimmed his fingernail in four weeks. oh, and I thought military service was four years.

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pepelepew3344 0

You do realize that not everyone that deploys kills some one....

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