By jonh_215 - 08/04/2011 16:09 - United States

Today, as a going away present after five years of military service and one combat tour, the hospital scheduled me for a prostate exam. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 030
You deserved it 4 000
Labour Day: Rest or Disaster?
Find out how a day off can turn into a series of hilarious, unexpected events. More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

perdix 29

From what I've heard, those exams can be excruciatingly pleasurable. Enjoy your intense boner and I hope you have someone to drain it on or in.

35 1
MysticMint 0

Happy going away! May your prostate always be healthy. :D

24 5

Comments

BigDaddyWilkWilk 2

They just want you to know that what they have been doing to you figuratively, feels like literally.

2 3
at1325 0

it will be uncomfortable, but its medical care. a lot of people can't afford to get testing and preventative medicine. thank u for your service

3 2
SirEBC 7

No, you just bitch about everything else.

4 2
Strolling 0

50 - Would you like some aloe for that burn?

1 0
oblio 0

what? they're giving those away for free? damn commies!

0 1
underpaid011 0

big time FML! you have health insurance! I am going to agree that your life sucks......

1 2
rjnorton84 0

seriously. How is this an fml? A more appropriate fml at this point would be: "today the GOP cut off aid for cancer screening. I have three kids and am unemployed, I could have prostate cancer, but I can't afford to get it checked. Fml."

0 0
joshswensoon15 0

i love exams

0 0
Zebidee 8

Suck it up. Everyone should have these - they genuinely save lives. You think women go in for pap smears and mammograms for the lulz?

5 0
perdix 29

You mean they didn't let you take a head wound or a case of PTSD as a parting gift? You got screwed.

1 0
FreebirdIII 1

over 40? I did 12 year, 2 tours, and no finger. Doc must like you!

0 0