Today, an old friend and I reconnected. Everything was going fine until he threatened to visit me at work. I didn't know he knew my place of employment, so I replied, "Do you know where I live too?" He answered, "Would you hate me if I did?" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was driving and someone was following me across the city and wouldn't let up, so I drove past my house, thinking it was a stalker. Eventually I lost them on the highway. It wasn't until I'd gotten back home that I remembered that my 'stalker' was a coworker I'd invited over for lunch. FML
Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML
Today, a creep called me out in the street and asked me why I was in that part of that street, because he "knows " I live in another part of the street, and he found it "odd" that I was there. He was smiling all that time too. FML
Today, I was getting catcalled downtown by a guy I've never seen before. Then he told me he knows where I live, and accurately described my apartment while he followed me for 2 blocks. FML
Today, I went to the store and ran into an old friend that I hadn't seen in years. We chatted a little, and just as I was leaving he grabbed his mobile phone. Later, I added him on Facebook. Turns out the last thing he posted was a picture of my back saying: "Look who got even fatter." FML
Today, I ran into an old friend from college on the bus to work. Having not seen each other in over 10 years, we spent a good 15 minutes talking about our lives after college. At the end, he asked me what my name was. FML
Today, my coworker came to my desk, so I greeted him with a smile, and said, "Hello friend." He then told me that we are not friends, and that he hates when I say that. Oh, OK, sorry for trying to be nice. FML
Today, I received a phone call from my old boss asking me why I wasn't at work, to which I responded, "Because you fired me yesterday." He didn't say anything, and hung up. FML
Today, I got a Facebook message from a cute guy I used to work with. He admitted to liking me, and when I asked why we never hung out, he told me that my dad, his boss at the time, threatened every guy I have ever worked with. FML
Today, someone I used to know got in touch with me, after I hadn't heard from him in years. He insisted that we met up as soon as possible, and wanted me to go to his house that afternoon. I spent the afternoon repairing his computer. Since then, no news. FML
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js_0508 9
I hope he was joking but i'd keep my distance from him just to be safe. Goodluck!
bulletsinthewind 21
Wow, that must feel a bit creepy. Perhaps he's been stalking you. I would say you should run like hell, and run far
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Comments (71)
ohmissjane 24
that's terrible! same sort of thing happened to me,except they actually turned up at my house,I hadn't even told them a clue about where I lived,was so scary
FalloutScrolls 25
In both your case, as well as the OP's, I hope some measures were taken with the local authorities.
imshadyxo 25
... So do you hate him or not?
YaBishMan 5
Waiting for a "the girl I've liked for so long knows I'm stalking her" FML haha. Best wishes OP (:
YaBishMan 5
You guys are so negative. **** all of you
newyorkcityguy 9
The majority of FML browsers/commenters have severe autism, so yeah.
carl_carl_ 28
Time to disconnect from that friend if he wasn't joking!
Big_Bear99 19
Yea, sorry OP. Creeper alert. Stop, delete and run!
gosh_mate 30
This is creepy. But it could depend on how much information you have on social media (if you have any). When nothing is private, you can find a whole lot of personal information on places like Facebook.
91hayek 31
This. It's not hard if you post photos of where you live and what you do and geotag them as default. People are always doing background research on others before they meet them; girls especially pretend they don't know you, but they know what's going on.
Arwen_Evenstar 37
This always surprises me in CSI type programs as I wonder who always has location left on on phones, and who geotags photos and adds locations everywhere including home in Facebook, often public no less?! Maybe it's an American thing?
bl865ood 17
"ha sike, I'm jobless and homeless"
ancientera 12
old friend? how old and maybe he had a thing for you then
LycanGod 27
creepy!
alex_gen 39
*an Why is this filed under 'love'?
LycanGod 27
she might also have feelings for him? ho
LycanGod 27
meant =o*** but won't allow me to correct it lol