Today, an argument broke out between me, my girlfriend, and her sister. They were trying to convince me that not only were fairies real, but there were "scientific facts" that "prove" their existence. My girlfriend's 20 and her sister teaches primary school. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out that my whole family thinks my girlfriend is imaginary. I sent her a text in front of them telling her that. She never responded. FML
Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I had an argument about wanting kids, as I want to have kids but she doesn’t. I explained the situation to my sister. She just kicked me in the nuts and said, “There, problem solved.” FML
Today, I got into a heated argument with my big sister, all because she doesn't like me having a girlfriend. She said that I either lose her or my girlfriend, and I chose to lose her. She blocked me. FML
Today, I got in an argument with my teacher for always comparing me to my sister that she had a few years before. After I said, "I'm not my sister so please stop comparing me to her," she responded, "Of course you're not your sister, I actually like your sister." FML
Today, I got into a screaming fight with my little sister. Why? Because I'm getting "too chummy" with our new stepmom, who by the way is a very sweet woman, and has made our dad so happy since they met. But my sister has made up her mind that all stepmothers are evil. She's seventeen and still thinks like this. FML
Today, my sister got in a screaming argument with my girlfriend, who then dumped me. My whole family started celebrating. Apparently, they staged the argument to get rid of her because no one liked her, and I should be grateful they did me such a big favor. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML
Today, my classmates refuse to believe I have a girlfriend, all because I said she goes to a different school. She actually does, but apparently too many fakers have used that as an excuse for it to have any credibility. FML
Today, my little sister asked what the noises were last night. It happened to be my dad and his girlfriend fooling around. I ended up telling her it was ghosts. Now I'm grounded by my dad who yelled at me for scaring her. I was trying to save his ass from a lot of questions. FML
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salyssac 3
**** you! fairies are real! get over yourself!
cigi316 13
Run like hell!!!
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PutItIn 8
What she meant was that she was addicted to medicine: Tylenol, cough syrup, pain killers, etc., etc.. So she quit medicine and went to teach so the kids smiling faces could influence her that she had something to live for (or she couldn't use for 6 hours) so she went way overboard one night and fell out in her bathroom and she is now writing an album called Recovery.
bigtimebamafan16 0
They sound like Crocker from "The Fairly Oddparents"...
hatepineapple 14
FAIRY GOD PARENTS!!!!!!!!!!
slieb845 0
why were you so greedy?
LoLoRR 0
I'd love to see their research and scientific proof of fairy existence! Are the studies based out of the University of Never Never Land?
kaykay9080 5
Fairies are real, dumb ass.
hellojuicyhello 5
yeah, they are real, and there's not many of them left. well not in the city... funny u guys think there fake and made up. hella stupid. do u not know that some bugs glow at night?
shadowpeanut 6
is she blond?
559NVUS 3
fairys are real... when you smoking that dust
Tristan6502 0
WTF fairies are real sigga.
Rawrrawr777 1
Lol. My brother had a teacher in high school who believed in faires. They "told" her to write a childrens story and to go to Ireland so she could finaly meet them because appearently you can only see them out of the corner of your eyes...?She also rewinds YouTube videos for the next person to watch