Today, an argument broke out between me, my girlfriend, and her sister. They were trying to convince me that not only were fairies real, but there were "scientific facts" that "prove" their existence. My girlfriend's 20 and her sister teaches primary school. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out that my whole family thinks my girlfriend is imaginary. I sent her a text in front of them telling her that. She never responded. FML
Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I had an argument about wanting kids, as I want to have kids but she doesn’t. I explained the situation to my sister. She just kicked me in the nuts and said, “There, problem solved.” FML
Today, I got into a heated argument with my big sister, all because she doesn't like me having a girlfriend. She said that I either lose her or my girlfriend, and I chose to lose her. She blocked me. FML
Today, I got in an argument with my teacher for always comparing me to my sister that she had a few years before. After I said, "I'm not my sister so please stop comparing me to her," she responded, "Of course you're not your sister, I actually like your sister." FML
Today, I got into a screaming fight with my little sister. Why? Because I'm getting "too chummy" with our new stepmom, who by the way is a very sweet woman, and has made our dad so happy since they met. But my sister has made up her mind that all stepmothers are evil. She's seventeen and still thinks like this. FML
Today, my sister got in a screaming argument with my girlfriend, who then dumped me. My whole family started celebrating. Apparently, they staged the argument to get rid of her because no one liked her, and I should be grateful they did me such a big favor. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML
Today, my classmates refuse to believe I have a girlfriend, all because I said she goes to a different school. She actually does, but apparently too many fakers have used that as an excuse for it to have any credibility. FML
Today, my little sister asked what the noises were last night. It happened to be my dad and his girlfriend fooling around. I ended up telling her it was ghosts. Now I'm grounded by my dad who yelled at me for scaring her. I was trying to save his ass from a lot of questions. FML
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salyssac 3
**** you! fairies are real! get over yourself!
cigi316 13
Run like hell!!!
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Comments (247)
pornchips 10
are you sure she wasn't talking about religion? :p
DerpyHooves 0
Religion is real. It's the deities/gods that are up for debate.
starlitmuse7 0
dont question god!!! hes so real that you cant see him.
jonathan6773 5
Where the hell did she get her teaching credentials?
WitchyArmyWife00 0
Hogwarts, duh!
rattusrattus 19
Why would you want them to be real?! They're vicious, conniving, baby-stealing, tricky BASTARDS. I'd prefer them to stay away!
uncookedyew 4
fairy god parents?
syk900 3
but fairies are real! right?
sky22_fml 7
You serious?!? Fairies ARE real...just sayin
Bobissmall 13
To me this is exactly the same as religion... all those people calling OP's gf/sister crazy, do you say the same about people who believe in God(s) ?
Mystery_Machete 2
Following your logic, the existance of mythical beings is all or none? So, by association, I think that god was just invented by my parents so they could steal my teeth and give me money?
SeedlessMe 13
for 84, Yes, I think that, are you saying that's wrong, or these people above are? and for 96- Close! but really they invented him for far better reasons, like scaring people into acting like decent human beings and feeling guilty about doing bad things.. Hey, whatever works. ;)
Bobissmall 13
My point is that if people are always gonna defend any religious/god FML's with the good old "People can believe what ever they want" line then i'm gonna whip it out here.
xXSKYLARXx 0
well if she lived at Disney...
tylenol123 0
i think ur bout to pop out of ur top XD
docscientist 10
... The different molecules in air are detectable. Please be less ignorant.
gertrude7 9
...is anyone else reminded of Mr. Crocker?