Today, an argument broke out between me, my girlfriend, and her sister. They were trying to convince me that not only were fairies real, but there were "scientific facts" that "prove" their existence. My girlfriend's 20 and her sister teaches primary school. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out that my whole family thinks my girlfriend is imaginary. I sent her a text in front of them telling her that. She never responded. FML
Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I had an argument about wanting kids, as I want to have kids but she doesn’t. I explained the situation to my sister. She just kicked me in the nuts and said, “There, problem solved.” FML
Today, I got into a heated argument with my big sister, all because she doesn't like me having a girlfriend. She said that I either lose her or my girlfriend, and I chose to lose her. She blocked me. FML
Today, I got in an argument with my teacher for always comparing me to my sister that she had a few years before. After I said, "I'm not my sister so please stop comparing me to her," she responded, "Of course you're not your sister, I actually like your sister." FML
Today, I got into a screaming fight with my little sister. Why? Because I'm getting "too chummy" with our new stepmom, who by the way is a very sweet woman, and has made our dad so happy since they met. But my sister has made up her mind that all stepmothers are evil. She's seventeen and still thinks like this. FML
Today, my sister got in a screaming argument with my girlfriend, who then dumped me. My whole family started celebrating. Apparently, they staged the argument to get rid of her because no one liked her, and I should be grateful they did me such a big favor. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML
Today, my classmates refuse to believe I have a girlfriend, all because I said she goes to a different school. She actually does, but apparently too many fakers have used that as an excuse for it to have any credibility. FML
Today, my little sister asked what the noises were last night. It happened to be my dad and his girlfriend fooling around. I ended up telling her it was ghosts. Now I'm grounded by my dad who yelled at me for scaring her. I was trying to save his ass from a lot of questions. FML
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Top comments
salyssac 3
**** you! fairies are real! get over yourself!
cigi316 13
Run like hell!!!
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Comments (247)
summerhot_fml 2
ydi. even if you dont believe in them you should have just agreed so you didnt have to keep arguing
ThorneCrossed 9
that is ******* stupid
carnage1108 0
obviously a women
Hammer940 7
ha
partyfool2011 4
I'm gonna agree and disagree with you on that.
partyfool2011 4
I'm gonna agree and disagree with that. op should know never to argue with his girlfriend. Especially if there is another woman involved. You just can't win! But also that is a ridiculous argument and shouldn't be let go easily. So what op should have done was argued for a couple of minutes and then sarcastically said "ok, whatever floats your boat!" and walked away.
Nemmycakes 3
I mean, what? just...huh?
fairymacabre 7
le fay
pussywhipedmofo 4
get used to it.. no matter what stupid shit women are talking about they cant just handle not being right.
A7X_LoVeee 10
And yet your name is 'pussywhipped'. Interesting....
wat11115 0
I agree bro
welandedonthemoo 5
have to agree
BIEBERSLAYER 10
that kids is why you don't do acid all through college.
BlackFames 16
maybe it's just cause she's a woman.
Cleao18317 11
hey Atleast she wasn't spraying you in the face with mace.
buddywise 6
fyl cuz she is crazy and you had to have known this long before this argument
HannahForbesxo 13
I do believe in fairies, I do, I do!
sourgirl101 29
You're saving fairies/pixies lives!(:
perdix 31
Isn't that what the Cowardly Lion said, except his used "spooks?"
twizlet 0
Anteezy 7
Well obviously they were talking about gay people.
bigbadtim 7
Just not your head and agree. There is no point in arguing with crazy people.
pink_raindrops 26
Yeah crazy people don't give up until they think they convinced you. I think he'll probably need the "nodd and smile" to get out of alot of dumb conversations with his gf.
bigbadtim 7
*nod
Pazu_fml 10
I disagree. If crazy people go unchecked and manage to form large groups, they can be quite dangerous. It's best to challenge them. Even if you won't change their minds, it's better than indirectly encouraging the crazy.
daybowbow 0
Agree with 123. Keep the crazies in check. Just look at how religion spread.... ....wait for it, wait for it.....
deaththrash505 0
Like Ozzy Osbourne said, "Fairies wear boots and ya gotta believe me/ I saw it, I saw it, I tell ya no lies."