Kids: Today, against my wishes, my son snuck out of my house to go...

By A-64 - 08/05/2012 20:48 - Belgium - Brussels

Today, against my wishes, my son snuck out of my house to go partying. When he came home, I called him in so I could properly discipline him. While I was talking, he staggered to our fish tank, pulled open the lid, and vomited straight into it. FML

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By sadmommy - 23/04/2012 22:51 - United States - Keller

Today, I discovered that last night, my son snuck downstairs at 3am, drank two glasses of my very expensive wine, threw up on his bed, and then slept in his own vomit. My son is 14. FML

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By George Saunders - 21/03/2012 04:06 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I accused my son of faking being sick. He then blew chunks all over me. FML

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By fledermausi - 12/06/2012 13:02 - Hungary - Budapest

Today, I came home to my boyfriend emptying his bowels into my aquarium. FML

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What's cooking?

By Hunter - 06/12/2010 06:17

Today, my five year-old son was sick with a stomach bug. He didn't want to leave my side, so I grabbed a bowl from the kitchen for him to puke into. The thing is, it was dark in the kitchen and I accidentally grabbed a strainer. My new outfit is now ruined. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2014 04:16 - United States

Today, I had to go pick up my kid, because he threw up while playing at his friend's house. The boy's mother bitched me out for not keeping my son at home while he was "ill". Her breath was unspeakably foul. So foul that it caused me to throw up too. FML

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By Dad41 - 21/06/2019 12:00

Today, I came home from work and found that my son had taken every single one of his toys out and left them on the floor. Plus some goldfish crackers. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2015 21:14 - United States - Jonesboro

Today, at the small daycare I run, I turned around to put something away. I heard a splashing sound and then saw one of my kids vomiting. He puked several times, and managed to hit the only rug in the entire house. FML

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Booze gone wrong

By Anonymous - 21/02/2017 09:00 - United States

Today, I woke up to the sound of birds chirping, had a wonderful cup of coffee, and found my son throwing up rubbing alcohol in the bathroom. FML

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Who gave him that?

By Ewyucky - 21/06/2022 06:00 - Canada - Wilberforce

Today, my 3 year-old son projectile vomited on me. I was covered head to toe in blue Gatorade vomit. FML

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By dani0810 - 22/01/2013 11:39 - Canada - Sudbury

Today, I caught my 4 year old son yet again trying to drink out of the toilet. FML

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Wednesday 9 May 2012 1:30

Talk to him when he's sober.

The_Hitdude 12

Wednesday 9 May 2012 1:35

Is that a serious question? OF COURSE she would rather him vomit on the floor. Have you ever cleaned puke out of a fish tank? Doesn't sound quick-and-easy, does it?

Comments

1710_fml 0

Wednesday 9 May 2012 2:53

I can remember my first beer lol

misskayyyteee 3

Wednesday 9 May 2012 2:53

One time my brother killed my fish by trying to feed it Cheerios....

niklaus1 5

Wednesday 9 May 2012 3:01

god this is funny

DerekCorbett 18

Wednesday 9 May 2012 3:09

Do children ever sneak out of the house when it's not against the parents wishes? That would kind of defeat the purpose of sneaking, wouldn't it?

lizzienderek 4

Wednesday 9 May 2012 3:12

His Hangover is not enough punishment, make him clean the tank and buy you new fishies!! >:D that'll show him

merrielp 13

Wednesday 9 May 2012 3:22

Make him clean it WHILE hungover...

milfsforlife 3

Wednesday 9 May 2012 3:27

Maybe you could try letting your kid be a kid?

Nirah_fml 18

Wednesday 9 May 2012 3:51

Or maybe they should continue to be a good parent and NOT be one of those twats who think it's good parenting to let their children run rampant? Kids are gonna do what kids are gonna do, but no parent should encourage them to participate in illegal activities (underage drinking is still illegal, believe it or not). Even ignoring that, a parent cannot let disobedience go unchallenged--that's how you get an out of control brat. This person was perfectly in the right to A) Set down decent rules for their kid and B) discipline them (or at least attempt to) when they break those rules. That's what parenting is!