Today, after weeks of my girlfriend telling me to be romantic, I decided to make a romantic bath for us, complete with oil bath beads. After we get ready to take the bath, she puts her hand in the water and says she won't get it because 'it feels slimy'. I enjoyed a romantic bath alone. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I thought my boyfriend wanted to be romantic by pouring a bath, getting in then calling me in. As I get comfortable, he stands up and gets out. At the same time, I notice yellow water. He'd pissed in the tub for a joke. FML
Today, at my girlfriend's place, I cleaned up her room, put candles everywhere, scented the air, and placed rose petals all over her bed in an attempt to be romantic and loving. The first thing she said when she saw all this was, "Uhhhhgg, I'll have to clean all this up." FML
Today, I was relaxing in the bath with oils and candles and a new book when my husband burst in with diarrhoea, filled the toilet, polluted the air, and knocked my new book into the bathwater. Then, while washing his hands, he asked if I wanted an oil covered shag. Romantic, right? FML
Today, when I woke up, I got into the bath that my boyfriend had prepared for me. I particularly appreciated its smell, so I asked him what he'd used. "I couldn't find the usual bath salts you use, so I just used what I could." It's official, I've taken a Alka-Seltzer flavored bath. FML
Today, I had to ask my boyfriend to take a shower, because he smelt awful and wanted to cuddle. After 45 minutes, he did so. I wanted to cuddle and fool around after he was done. I got rejected because he didn't want to get dirty. FML
Today, I wanted to take a romantic bath with my boyfriend. I set up the candles and hot water, but I had to take a dump. After my business was done, I called him into the bath. He walks in, sniffs, glances at the toilet and leaves. Guess what I forgot to flush. FML
Today, I was excited to finally use the expensive bath bombs I'd been saving. I filled the tub, dropped one in, and settled in for a relaxing soak. The bath bomb fizzed so much that it created a bubble mountain that spilled over, flooding my bathroom with colorful suds. My "relaxing" bath turned into a Slip 'N Slide adventure as I tried to mop up the mess in my birthday suit. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were at the river. She threw mud on me, so I playfully threw some on her, and we got into a mud fight. Apparently, she took the "fight" seriously, because I'm now single. FML
Today, I wanted to take a bubble bath with the jets in the bath that I haven't used in years. When I got in, it took me a while to realize that the jets had squirted out slime and a family of unidentifiable bugs that have probably been living there for years. FML
Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML
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Top comments
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
sometimes a romantic bath with your hand is all you need
alex1432 9
Next time just tell her to suck your dick in the moonlight...
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Comments (96)
babbiebee 0
you should have Been like well I guess no expensive jewelry for you and if she would come back you should have been like no no to late now half of you won't understand this maybe??
RavenXRampage 1
I'm honestly shocked she didn't melt as soon as her hand touched the water, she's clearly either delicate enough to be made of spun sugar, or she's the ******* wicked bitch of the west. "Slimy"? REALLY?! High maintenance cow. Find someone who is grateful for your thoughtfulness and creativity, romance isn't all over-priced chocolates and frilly plant genitalia.
BloodyHeel 8
I think she mistook the bath beads for anal beads. Not that that should have deterred her.
someone234 5
guess u shoulda stuck with the candles
LAXgurlie28 0
and so will your cum. why bother then?
mentalheart 1
That's trbl lol I'd love that bath!
hpfan777 0
but u still enjoyed it
ChaoticJaela11 1
Aw :( She sounds too demanding to appreciate anything.
louisefmylife 0
just like Chandler :-)
SAgirl 24
Should have gone with candles instead =|
kurato 6
I read another FML, the guy burn his hair with the candle move.