Today, after spending a lazy day at home, I went to UPS with my mom to help her pick up a package. While in line, she sent me back to the car because I'm, "an embarrassment to be around" when I'm not wearing makeup. FML
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Today, my mom decided to have a get together at my house while I was at work. When I came home, she pulled me aside and asked me to pretend to be her maid. FML
Today, I was yelled at by multiple people at work for not wearing any makeup. The only reason I don’t wear makeup is because my mom is guaranteed to make me cry before I leave the house every morning, so there’s no point. FML
Today, my mom was going to take me shopping to buy a gift for my dad’s birthday, but unfortunately, I missed a spot while cleaning the kitchen. Now my mom is “embarrassed to be seen with me in public” and will buy my dad nothing, and tell him it’s because I don’t love him. FML
Today, I was taking the subway to school. I was applying some makeup when I noticed a little boy watching me. When I was finished I heard him whisper to his mom, "I thought make up was supposed to make you pretty." FML
Today, it was my first day at my new high school. I put on a tiny bit of makeup, just some mascara, to feel more confident. I got in the car and my mom started yelling about how horrible my makeup is, basically calls me a slut for wearing it, and makes me take it off. I ended up crying in the bathroom on my first day. FML
Today, my mom told me that my new concealer is way too dark and makes my skin look hideously orange and uneven. I wasn't wearing any makeup. FML
Today, while out jogging with my mom, we saw my boyfriend walking in our direction. When we reached him, he took one look at my makeup-less face, then made a huge show of screaming in disgust before calmly walking away. FML
Today, I was getting funny looks all day. When I got home I realised that I was interrupted while doing my make-up this morning and completely forgot to fill in my second eye brow. FML
Today, I woke up with my eye swollen half shut. To spare the embarrassment, I asked my mom if I could stay home from school. She said no, but also attempted to make me feel better by saying that with my eye, my acne was unnoticeable. FML
Today, I decided not to wear any makeup. I got told 13 times at work that I looked ill. FML
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Top comments
AGB10 19
Harsh! Guess whose support she doesn't deserve when she is old, frail and graying..not yours.
Imareth 10
FYL. Don't ever feel bad about not slathering your skin in chemicals, toxins, etc.
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Comments (51)
JKPwnage 27
Too many commas
Joestarry 8
well maybe it's because you're ugly
yungjohns 10
You shouldnt be an embarrassment then. Hahahaha
DoubleDosexo 12
that's pretty awful op, at least she doesn't prefer you with out makeup? well, maybe you'd enjoy that more.
Oyas12 14
*step-mom
shujaswati 20
post ur pic so its easier to vote this fml.
grunt_fml 17
That is when you remind her who is choosing her retirement home later.
lummiiss 3
What a bitch
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
the thing is a lot of girls apply waay to much makeup. And just my personal opinion, but I'd rather date a girl with a few slight imperfections in her face, than a girl that looks like the Jocker