Today, after sleeping in, I finally sorted through a stack of mail I had been putting off and I found a Jury summons. Thinking it must be coming up soon, I checked the date, my appearance is scheduled for 7:45am on November 16th. Today is November 17th. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, after moving back in with my parents, I found out they had held on to a chunk of mail still being sent during the time I had been changing my old address. Included was a summons to jury duty. FML
Today, I came home after spending two days in the hospital for suicidal ideation and found a summons for jury duty in the mail. FML
Today, I got a letter in the mail telling me to report for jury duty. The day that I have to show up is the day of my wedding. FML
Today, my family has begun preparations for my dad's birthday party. We figured out that the closest date that will work is the fifth of June. Also today, I got a letter in the mail. I have jury duty. Take a wild guess what day it's on. FML
Today, I was told there was a bench warrant out for my arrest because a notice to appear for jury duty was sent to my old address and I never responded. I haven't lived at my old address for 2 years. FML
Today, it was my court date for a car accident I was involved in back in July. I had spent months preparing a case to prove my innocence. I was scheduled to appear at 10:00 this morning. I woke up at 10:15AM. FML
Today, I start my second week of jury duty. I was only supposed to do one week of jury duty and then go on a week of a pre-paid vacation. Instead, I’m required to go back to court this week, I’m spending my evenings doing my regular job, and I lost nearly $1,000 that I pre-paid for lodging. FML
Today, it's been several weeks since I unfortunately had to tell my grandpa that I wouldn't make it to his birthday party due to jury duty. It's now the day before, which also happens to be his birthday, and I just discovered that I was excused due to them having extras and replacing me. Too late now. FML
Today, I had to help pick a jury for trial. I had to do a roll call to make sure that everyone was present. I stood up in front of a packed courtroom and said, “Okay, I’m going to do a roll call to make sure that everyone is here and pregnant.” FML
Today, I had court at 8 am. After 4 hours of sitting through other's hearings, they finally told me that there wasn't any time for me. I've already had to go out of my way to request time off from work and get witnesses together. FML
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ForestFire0 1
Maybe you should try being a functioning member of society who opens her mail when it arrives.
Gizmo3K 0
You should have checked the envelope. Important mail like that is usually marked so you don't ignore it.
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Comments (56)
Geraldinehoney 11
I am sure if u call they would be understanding they wouldn't exactly be thrilled but if u just explain they would understand just don't be one of those people that never calls to explain cuz then they will get mad
yosico22 16
But the date that you made the post was on November 16th at 10 pm. Liar.
GAeroNKissR 26
ugghh, I hate mail...I often leave it in piles & let it stack up - which makes NO sense because then I just have a STACK of freaking hate to go through, lol But otherwise, I am a completely responsible & contributing member of society, lol Sucks about the summons though...not sure what happens if missing that - yikes!
GAeroNKissR 26
My favorite humorous response to get out of jury duty: When they ask why you would be a good candidate, respond excitedly that you like to play God with others lives, LoL