Today, after saving up my money for weeks, I went to see my favorite artist in concert with my friends. Two songs in, I passed out, hit my head, and had to have someone drive me home. FML
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Today, I went to a concert for the first time in 5 years. I got all dressed up and even ended up hanging out with the band. The night came to a screeching halt when I got a migraine and ended up in the ER vomiting non-stop. I was in the hospital all night. FML
Today, my friends and I got front stage tickets to our favorite band. Being my first concert, we planned to start a small mosh pit in the back. I got knocked out by my best friend's elbow and was rushed to the hospital, during the first song. FML
Today, I went to a local concert. The singer from my favorite band stage-dived and I got to catch him. Unfortunately I was the only one to catch him. The next thing I know I'm pinned between him and the concrete floor as he finishes whatever part of the song he was on. He was fine, I hit my head. FML
Today, it was the concert of my life. I had bought tickets the minute they went on sale, and I'd anxiously waited until the concert date. Thirty minutes before the show, my friend got so drunk that we weren't allowed in, and I was stuck babysitting her all night in the hotel, completely missing the show. FML
Today, I went to a huge rock concert. While waiting in a half a mile long line to get in, I passed out due to the heat. I regained consciousness to hear about a hundred people yelling and trying to help me. My boyfriend, who I went with, was not one of them. FML
Today, I went to see my favorite band. It was all amazing and great until I decided to go crowd surfing. I was maybe too heavy because people jumped away instead of catching me. I fell right on my tailbone. FML
Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML
Today, I was singing while driving through the car park. I blacked out trying to hit a high note, and ended up bashing into another car. FML
Today, I had my first gig with my new band. I was concentrating on my guitar during the second song when I tripped over the singer's microphone cable, hit my head on the bass drum, and blacked out. When I came to, people were applauding, apparently thinking it was part of the act. FML
Today, I realized that mixing alcohol with my medication causes me to lose my memory. I went to see my favorite band in concert last night and I can't remember a single song they played. FML
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Comments (109)
RockstarChickxD 1
Why thank you 193 :D you got good taste in music.
hottttcheeto 0
WAS IT ADAM LAMBERT?! CUZ I ALMOST PASSED OUT WHEN I SAW HIM LIVE. LOL. If it was Justin Bieber..... Then YDI :3
georgegallegos 0
bigger pussy than ur mom
zach55 0
your!!! ur is not a word!
Trollz4daLULZ 1
If you want to be REALLY picky, "Ur" is a word, but not the way most interwebbers use it. Ur was a large city in ancient Mesopotamia/Sumeria/Chaldea that was along the banks of the Euphrates. The patriarch Abraham was born there. There's a ziggurat there that stands to this day.
zach55 0
**** YOU FOR CORRECTING ME
zach55 0
but funny pic
artrod 0
dude you fail!!!
Norwegian_Wood 4
OP, FYL. I've been there and it totally sucks. I passed out at Warped Tour back in '08. Passed out right before the end of Reliant K's set. That was the first band we went to see that day. Oh and then this one girl I went with kept giving me these looks like I was doing it for attention. Y'know because I have the money to waste to go see ONE band at Warped Tour, and would chose to pass out, face first, on command, and scrape my leg up. lmao. Ah, but rant aside, FYL OP, that seriously sucks. If you start to feel faint, put something cold on the area between your neck and shoulders. There's a really fleshy part there, and it really helps to cool you down.
PrettySmile24 0
why did you pass out??.. because of the heat??..
GrammarNaziBoy 0
The grammar used here is unacceptable.
zach55 0
so are you.
zach55 0
I'm sorry so r u. lolz
zach55 0
hey! why thank you really! you think im cute i think you are yoo god i love you! here's a kiss oh you want to make out? ok you're good but your breath stinks I'm kidding! I know! ugh im bored though you want me to go to your place? you mean go have some fun? oh I'm sorry! I'm so stupid you must be ashamed I'm a ***** you hate me you ****** my sister? it was rape?! and she died?!?! *sniff *sniff why?? wahhhhh!!! oh you were joking?! LOL wait!! why do you have a gun?!?! *BOOM* -(some guy watching) you killed her you bitch 5 MIN LATER... what did I do?! I think I'm gonna be sick he then goes off as the devil and starts killing everyone in the world. THE END -lol it's an alien.
christyxoxo 8
that sucks, op. oh well. maybe they'll come back soon (:
jswizzle_ 6
when I was moshing a girl passed out next to me. it's pretty easy if you get head spins from the loud music, lights or from getting squished or whatever