Today, after saving up my money for weeks, I went to see my favorite artist in concert with my friends. Two songs in, I passed out, hit my head, and had to have someone drive me home. FML
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Today, I went to a concert for the first time in 5 years. I got all dressed up and even ended up hanging out with the band. The night came to a screeching halt when I got a migraine and ended up in the ER vomiting non-stop. I was in the hospital all night. FML
Today, my friends and I got front stage tickets to our favorite band. Being my first concert, we planned to start a small mosh pit in the back. I got knocked out by my best friend's elbow and was rushed to the hospital, during the first song. FML
Today, I went to a local concert. The singer from my favorite band stage-dived and I got to catch him. Unfortunately I was the only one to catch him. The next thing I know I'm pinned between him and the concrete floor as he finishes whatever part of the song he was on. He was fine, I hit my head. FML
Today, it was the concert of my life. I had bought tickets the minute they went on sale, and I'd anxiously waited until the concert date. Thirty minutes before the show, my friend got so drunk that we weren't allowed in, and I was stuck babysitting her all night in the hotel, completely missing the show. FML
Today, I went to a huge rock concert. While waiting in a half a mile long line to get in, I passed out due to the heat. I regained consciousness to hear about a hundred people yelling and trying to help me. My boyfriend, who I went with, was not one of them. FML
Today, I went to see my favorite band. It was all amazing and great until I decided to go crowd surfing. I was maybe too heavy because people jumped away instead of catching me. I fell right on my tailbone. FML
Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML
Today, I was singing while driving through the car park. I blacked out trying to hit a high note, and ended up bashing into another car. FML
Today, I had my first gig with my new band. I was concentrating on my guitar during the second song when I tripped over the singer's microphone cable, hit my head on the bass drum, and blacked out. When I came to, people were applauding, apparently thinking it was part of the act. FML
Today, I realized that mixing alcohol with my medication causes me to lose my memory. I went to see my favorite band in concert last night and I can't remember a single song they played. FML
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Very intelligent comment number one. -.-
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Comments (109)
Raleigh_bruh 7
So you passed out before you hit your head.. What did you pass out from then?
anthaz_fml 0
Was it bigger than a bread box?
anorexicbarbie 8
36 I love your hair!
David_Strange 4
soo what drugs were you on?
CAbullet_Caitlin 0
aw I'm sorry:( idk how people voted YDI. personally I think it's a FYL..
zach55 0
sounds like you had a good time
funkmasternikkin 0
haha oops!!
fishpho 0
Wow that sucks but I bet those two songs were the best ever
kayC7 0
You must've done a lil sumin sumin if you passed out. But that still sucks. :( Sorry
fishpho 0
wow that suks. I bet those 2 songs u heard were the best ever.
zach55 0
Justin beaver (no idea how to spell his name which is how true this is, so I just decided to write beaver cause it's close enough) sucks monkey testicles. if it were him. I'm just guessing. but he still does. and he's also a little pussy girl.
zach55 0
probably not but he still does.
zach55 0
it probably wasn't him but he still does
Brittney_E 0
justin beiber is a little annoying ass ******. nuff said(:
zach55 0
yep :)
zach55 0
I lold when I say the vid where he got hit in the head with a water bottle and started whining about it :D
eve28 0
Maybe if you weren't so clumsy that wouldn't have happened, dumb ass.
anthaz_fml 0
I wish you could prevent clumsiness. :-/