Today, after parking my car, I was informed by an incredibly hot girl that my tail light was faulty. I tried hitting it to make it work again. Guess who has 5 stitches and a smashed tail light? FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was pulled over and given a ticket for a broken tail light. On the way to the mechanic. To get my tail light fixed. FML
Today, I was driving and saw two hot girls on the sidewalk so I rolled down the window to whistle at them. However, I failed to notice that the car in front of me had stopped at a red light. I rear ended the car, the girls ran away laughing their asses off, and now I have to pay for the damage. FML
Today, I drove to my cousin's house so he could help me fix my broken tail light. On the way there, I got pulled over for having a broken tail light. FML
Today, I got a cute girl's number for the first time. Too bad it was because she rear ended my car. FML
Today, as I was walking to my car, I noticed a car with a tail light out. Trying to be a good citizen, I walked up to the driver's side door and said, "Excuse me…" The lady then maced me through the open window. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML
Today, I was working as a service writer in an auto service shop. A really cute girl came in to buy a headlight, I offered to install the bulb for her. My hand got stuck behind the headlight, she had to ask one of our mechanics to come remove the air box from her car to get my hand out. FML
Today, I was driving along when I saw a hot girl walking. I decided to impress her by doing a 180 degree turn. Successfully pulling off my trick, I decided to back up so I could go the right way. Not looking behind, I backed up and smashed into a wall. FML
Today, while walking to my car after work, I witnessed some moron who was texting while riding her bike running right into my parked car, resulting in a broken side mirror, a damaged windshield, two dents, and for her, a broken phone and nose. She's threatening to sue me for damages. FML
Today, I was on a first date with this girl I've been talking to. I met her and she came with me so I could park my car in the student lot. On the way back, I saw a beat up car with its window duct taped up and exclaimed "Haha! Look at that piece of junk." It was her car. FML
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Top comments
TinyEMT 6
Try not being a typical douchebag by trying to "hit it" and stick with saying thank you. Then maybe you won't look quite so pathetic. ;)
MetalxSoldier 26
I guess thats the only tail you're gonna smash tonight!
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Comments (98)
bobchickenfart 5
" This tail light doesn't work. Maybe if I just smash it into itty bitty pieces..."
musicluvr2000 11
Umm ever heard of violence not solving any problems?
Angel_Cacey 7
Ever heard..accidents happen?
causticgirl 6
Obviously, with the hot girl standing in front of OP, the blood had just left his brain and he was unable to think clearly. His mind was saying "hit it" and his body responded the wrong way
CRC_101 31
*facepalm* Hitting the thing to make it work doesn't apply to tail lights. If you had any basic knowledge of cars, this would have been obvious. Even if hitting it did work, you would probably have made a better impression if you knew how to fix it the right way - replace the bulb. If she takes her car to a shop since she doesn't know how to replace it herself, she'll be impressed by your manly mechanical skills. Who knows, she might even invite you to show her how or call you to help when her bulbs go out. ^_- If she does know how to replace the bulb, you won't look like an idiot for thinking hitting it will work. Moral: get on the internet and find out how to replace it. Huzzah! Problem solved. I'm calling YDI for attempting something you don't know how to fix in order to look good in front of a girl. These things can go quite wrong. Hopefully a lesson has been learned?
bubo_fml 11
"Thanks for the tip, Sweetheart! I can see your tail light's in fine working order!" "Thanks for the tip, Sweetie! Let's go get a drink & send each other some more signals!" "Sorry my tail light's faulty darlin', would you mind flashing me yours?". Work on the game, Bro...Stitches heal, but opportunity rarely knocks twice!
poprocksss73 7
Bitches dig stitches
warhound_fml 0
Actually if the wiring is slightly loose hitting it softly could cause the circuit to be completed. Its a temporary solution but also the only solution where hitting it could work.
Courtney_Sanders 6
What would hitting it do? The only thing you accomplished by doing that, is making yourself look like a D-bag.
jillybean555 5
I'm guessing you
Ryan77_fml 3
Hitting a tail light won't fix a burnt bulb! You should try common sense one day
Krulin 8
Just because it's out doesn't mean it's burnt out. Sometimes the wiring can be loose, in which case hitting it lightly will fix it temporarily. Although you don't have to hit it nearly hard enough to smash it and gash your hand, so yeah a little common sense goes a long way.
liftedyoda 5
Life sucks when you try to be a show off