Friends, ACAB, Party and Cops: Today, after my parents left for the weekend, my "friends" decided...

By ugh - 15/07/2013 11:46 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, after my parents left for the weekend, my "friends" decided to throw a party at my house, despite my protests. In order to get them to leave, I called the police. I was the only one arrested, while they got warnings. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2023 16:00 - United States - Lafayette

Today, it's my birthday. A month ago, I'd told everyone I invited to my party that it was going to be adults only. One of my friends brought her kids with her anyway, then started screaming and trashing the place when I politely asked her to leave. The cops had to be called to finally get her out of my house. FML

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No escape

By natty - 16/03/2009 16:02 - United States

Today, I went to a party and the cops came to bust the party. I jumped out the window of a second story house in order to avoid getting arrested. I broke my leg in three places and got a concussion. The cops let everyone go with a warning. FML

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Being boring

By dicedicebaby - 23/03/2015 00:20 - United States - Columbus

Today, I had my 18th birthday party. At midnight, three police officers showed up at my door and asked if they could look around. Were we doing anything bad? Nope. My friends suck at parking. Before they left, the officers said that this was the most toned down party they'd seen in years. FML

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Unruly meets incompetence

By Anonymous - 14/10/2023 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was in the library when police arrested me for threatening people. The librarian even told them I did nothing wrong, and that the actual girl they wanted had already left. They took me in anyway. My dad sided with the police and let me “think about what I did” in jail overnight. FML

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By Suprise - 17/08/2013 04:38 - United States

Today, as I returned home, I noticed some movement inside my house. Thinking it was a break-in, I called 911. It was my friends and some coworkers trying to throw me a surprise birthday party. Nobody's said a word to me since. FML

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By srs - 11/08/2018 20:30

Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home drunk from a party last night. They said I couldn't hang out with my best friend anymore as he's a "bad influence". He was the only one sober in our group and drove me home safely. FML

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Self report

By banana12321 - 02/04/2015 04:40 - United States - Fresno

Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2011 06:49 - United States

Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML

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Ratted

By Anonymous - 20/03/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, one of my friends got me in trouble when he called our house and asked my parents why they didn't see us at a school conference. My parents were at a meeting elsewhere at the time, so I didn't bother to tell them about it, as we couldn't have gone there to begin with, and it was voluntary. They're mad anyway. FML

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PARTAY!

By Life of the party - 19/08/2009 05:13 - France

Today, I threw a party while my parents were gone. I forgot that our alarm automatically turns on at 11 pm, so when people opened the door, it went off. I couldn't find the number for the alarm company, so the cops showed up. Everyone started cheering because they thought they were strippers. FML

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Welshite 39

Monday 15 July 2013 18:43

Don't bother with those people any longer, OP. They don't respect your property or your opinions and they will just end up using you for as long as they can get away with it.

gracehi 31

Monday 15 July 2013 18:50

If my "friends" disrespected my protests and threw a party in my home without my permission, I would no longer consider them friends.

Comments

Heartkurses 6

Tuesday 16 July 2013 5:25

aw you gotta hate karma

VoodooPriestess 16

Tuesday 16 July 2013 5:51

This reminds me of a book I read where something like this happens, except when the person called the police, the people cleared out and everyone complemented the girl on doing the right thing. Not as cheesily as I make it sound, but you know. The police do what they can so civilians hold them in higher regard. . .

JPattonD 6

Tuesday 16 July 2013 7:27

Congrats for calling the cops on yourself which is basically what you did.. It's your house thus you are responsible for what's going on there so if it was completely out of control of course you got arrested.

Shade1982 20

Tuesday 16 July 2013 13:28

Not really. If someone is in your house and refuses to leave, you can call the cops for unlawful entry, which is basically what happens here. Why would you be the one who gets arrested?

GetSomeM0 24

Tuesday 16 July 2013 7:49

not very smart dewd

hurley12 30

Tuesday 16 July 2013 9:26

Those aren't real friends.

stepper99k 15

Tuesday 16 July 2013 12:30

Or they just don't understand the concept of swag

caligirllife 11

Wednesday 17 July 2013 2:27

Of course you'd be arrested, it's your house that the party was happening at

caitlinbblack 14

Thursday 18 July 2013 23:02

The cops probably thought you were just lying because it got out of control and didn't want to get in trouble.

KusanagiStyle 3

Wednesday 24 July 2013 1:03

Am I hearing this right? It's his fault because it's his house? I think that's why he called the cops because the other people were trespassing ~_~ common sense people