Miscellaneous: Today, after my mom picked me up from the mall, she asked me...

By anonymous - 06/05/2013 18:08 - United States - Poway

Today, after my mom picked me up from the mall, she asked me what was in my bag from Gap. I wouldn't tell her, and she ended up grounding me. It was her Mother's Day present. FML

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By yourebeautiful - 31/12/2011 20:37 - United States

Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML

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You OK hon?

By religiunatic - 13/12/2013 17:09 - Canada - Keswick

Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off". She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language". FML

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By Giraafe - 09/05/2016 17:53 - Canada - Richmond Hill

Today, I got grounded because I didn't send my aunt a Mother's Day present. Not only is she not married she doesn't have kids. FML

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By Grounded - 29/12/2009 18:50 - United States

Today, I told my mom I was going on a date tonight. She laughed and didn't believe me. When I tried to convince her it was real, she got mad and grounded me for lying. I had to cancel the date. FML

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By MeanMother - 28/06/2012 20:29 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, I realized just how much of a bitch I am when I grounded my son for not telling me what he got me for my birthday. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2013 00:39 - Italy - Milan

Today, while at the store with my mom, we ran into the girl I recently confessed to being interested in. My mom decided to shout, "IS THAT HER?! IS THAT THE GIRL YOU LIKE?!" Embarrassed, I desperately told her to be quiet. She grounded me for being "rude" to her. FML

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How very dare you?

By 1357katie - 19/09/2009 04:22 - Canada

Today, I told my mom about the couple of times that I'd skipped classes during high school. She got really mad and grounded me for a month. That would usually be normal except for the fact that I'm 27 and live in my own apartment. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, my mother asked me if my boyfriend and I were getting serious. I quickly lied and said no. She then informed me that if things ever heated up that she would take me to get birthcontrol. Wanting birthcontrol, I confessed. In turn she grounded me. I am not allowed to see my boyfriend anymore. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2017 06:00 - United States - North Olmsted

Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML

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Cool your jets

By Can't be mad - 21/01/2023 12:00

Today, I was a little grumpy. I tried my best to not take it out on other people, but then I encountered that ONE person who doesn't realize that sometimes people are just in a bad mood, and they proceed to give you a hard time over nothing. That person was my mom. And then later my dad. Now I'm grounded. FML

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tjshatescra 8

Monday 6 May 2013 23:33

Shoulda just told her it was a surprise for her...but FYL

PoopNuggetLeader 4

Monday 6 May 2013 23:33

Return the gifts then.

Comments

kiskraze 7

Tuesday 7 May 2013 0:56

Don't you just love MOMS :)

MidnaLink 33

Tuesday 7 May 2013 1:02

With the parent stories on here, I agree.

ligerzero459 24

Tuesday 7 May 2013 1:42

Pro Tip: Just say "a gift for you next time". If she grounds you after that, she's just a bitch

RAUN 8

Tuesday 7 May 2013 1:51

"It's your Mother's Day gift" would not have ruined the surprise.

simsgirlgem 25

Tuesday 7 May 2013 2:26

I agree with everyone else you should have told her it was her mothers day gift then maybe she wouldn't have grounded you

gameover18 17

Tuesday 7 May 2013 2:27

Right now walk up to her throw it at her and yell that was in the bag you jerk happy mothers day.

Jemm_fml 29

Tuesday 7 May 2013 3:05

Yeah... you just can't win.

septembers_over_fml 3

Tuesday 7 May 2013 3:07

Why didnt you tell her it was for her? You actually should...I think she would understand.

VeganVampyre 26

Tuesday 7 May 2013 3:54

What I don't understand is why they would get their mom something from the Gap anyway? Unless the store is different where they live... Because here, it's the type of store where parents buy stuff for their kids, not the other way around...

rattusrattus 18

Tuesday 7 May 2013 3:07

Give her the gift... unwrapped, in the Gap bag. Don't give her anything else, not even a hug or card or greeting. Not a rude gesture either. Guilt-trip her. She deserves it.