Today, after a recent move into my new apartment, I woke up early to study for an upcoming exam. I hadn't left my bed yet or made a sound, when my neighbor texted me and asked why I was awake. No one in the building has my phone number. FML
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Today, I woke up at 5 and studied for my 9:30am exam for 4 hours. When I left my dorm at 9, it was dark outside. Turns out I slept through the entire day and woke up at 5pm. FML
Today, I left the apartment door open so the construction workers sent by our landlord could work in the kitchen, while I slept in after working a late shift. They knocked on the bedroom door at 7 a.m., asking me to move the bed. FML
Today, I was woken up from a phone call from my boss. He asked if I had been asleep. I told him I wasn't, that I was in my car on the way to work. Then my alarm went off. FML
Today, I woke up from a nap on my new bed to see my phone lit up with new texts. My friend sent out "Wanna test out my new bed?" as a mass text while I was asleep to every boy in my phone. Mark will be here in an hour, Jon wants to know what I'm wearing, and my ex's new girlfriend is not amused. FML
Today, after studying for an exam, I decided to take a short nap. Just then, our neighbors, who were a couple, argued like crazy about some dumb thing the guy did. I didn't get to rest at all. FML
Today, I couldn't find my key so I sat against the wall to wait for my roommate to get home. I fell asleep. When I woke up a few hours later, I could hear her inside. She chose not to wake me up and let me in. FML
Today, I crawled into bed at 2 in the morning. At 6 am, the telephone rang, waking me up. It was a wrong number. FML
Today, just like every other day, I was woken up 2 hours earlier than I needed to be, by the alarm belonging to my upstairs neighbors. They won't wake up until their real alarm goes off: me, pounding the walls and yelling in frustration. FML
Today, my roommate is rampaging in the house at 1:00 a.m. because her stuff was moved out of the pantry for the new person, after being asked several times to move it herself. Apparently, she didn't see the text message heads-up, because she refuses to use her phone as a source of connection. FML
Today, I stayed up all night to study for my anatomy final at 9 a.m. I studied outside the testing room in the hall all night. Apparently, I fell asleep with my headphones on, as my friend woke me up after walking out of the test, asking how I did. 300 classmates walked by and no one woke me up. FML
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Chazzster 32
Look for a camera in your bedroom.
Chazzster 32
Once you find the camera you will have evidence to break your lease and press charges.
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Comments (27)
logank013 20
Wrong number...
lccc_ 18
then ask them how they got your number
Ireadfmlonthejohn 2
I hate to make this boring, but could it have just been a wrong number?
Jhk9000 23
Maybe he just heard your alarm?
CeCe184 17
time to move
Allayyyyy194 6
Maybe your walls are thin and he heard your alarm through the walls... as for them having your number, that's a different story..
Yudith 28
Call all you most muscular friends and ask them to come to your house. Then call your other friends and ask them to bring a water gun, or better, a real gun, to your house. Then throw a search-for-camera party.
xanderboy2001 3
Why do you need a gun to take down a camera?
Akerra89 14
You probably snore for one, that's the only way I could think of. As for the phone... change your number!
xx000o 27
Maybe you forgot to set the password on your wifi.
MissToxicLullaby2764 3
That's creepy...