Today, after I had changed my number to get away from my abusive ex, my mom decided to give him my new one. She insists that I need to give him another chance. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my mom told my abusive ex-boyfriend, whom I broke up with 5 days ago, that he is always welcome at my house. She "misses him". FML
Today, I finally got a restraining order against my violent ex. My mom now keeps finding ways to tell me how shitty I am for breaking the "poor boy's" heart and how I didn't deserve him anyway. FML
Today, I had to change my mobile number because I was getting abuse from a guy, so I sent my new number to all of the people on my contact list. Including him. FML
Today, my mom ambushed me with my cheating ex-fiancé, thinking being in the same room would miraculously change the past and we’d get back together. When I tried to walk out, my mom screamed like a banshee and latched onto my leg. After this I’m putting her in a retirement home and never visiting. FML
Today, my mom came to me, hysterically crying that her boyfriend had hit and choked her. I’d feel bad for her except he’s my ex who also beat me, yet when I turned to my mother for help she decided to take him in instead and get pregnant with his kid. What goes around comes around bitch! FML
Today, my mom still spends time with my ex because, as she puts it, we might be divorced now but there’s no reason they can’t still be friends. This is the woman who tricked me into raising another man’s baby for three months before I got suspicious and got a paternity test. Screw you mom. FML
Today, my mother shared my phone number with my brother, despite my explicit wishes that she didn't. He immediately went and put it on Craigslist and several other websites. This is the fourth time I've had to change my number for that very same reason. FML
Today, my mom called me to tell me she'd got in touch with my ex for his birthday, and that the two of them had made a plan for us to get back together. My new boyfriend was in the process of proposing to me. FML
Today, my abusive ex-stepfather managed to file a protection order on my sweet mum. Now, both of my younger siblings can no longer see or talk to her, and the police came to our door and took them. If they truly thought she was dangerous, wouldn't they take me too? He even has a real criminal record of abuse, and my mom is clean. FML
Today, after 4 days of avoiding me and screening his calls, my 24-year-old boyfriend sent his mother to break up with me on his behalf. FML
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21jason 9
I guess your mom isn't getting your new, new number.
diablodeldragoon 6
change your number again. don't give it to your idiotic mother.
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Comments (177)
theboy13 13
Me number blocker app is what I use on my phone
PhishloverA 14
If he calls you don't answer. If he texts you tell him it's not you
Bubbelz 25
Go to the police. Also have a professional talk to your psycho mom.
ajeppsen 25
I have to congratulate you for getting away from your abusive ex. That's something a lot of women in you're position can't do. **** your mom though
egrudy 9
Wow, I'm sorry
armonicavita 13
Time to find a new mother
sexipapi25 16
well how about you let your mom have him and see once it starts happening to her will she want to give him another chance!!!!
godfathermock 19
What kind of ****** up mom do you have, that considers giving the abusive ex a chance?
Cut3yPi3 7
Ask a guy friend if he will help. It's got to be someone that your ex doesn't know. Forward your phone to the guy for a little while and let him answer and act like its his number and that he doesn't know you. Then it looks like your mom gave your ex the wrong number. :-)
cappellaaa 23
I hate when parents act like they always know what's best. I'm pretty sure you would know him better then she does. good luck!