Today, after having sex, my girlfriend left my apartment after furiously ranting at me, because I made her come "too many times" and that it's "unfair" to her. What? FML
AllegroRubato tells us more.
Hey, OP here! So yeah, after the fact, I also figured that she felt inadequate, in an "it's unfair that I don't get to please you" kinda way, but it's confusing because it's not like I didn't ****** at all or anything. The way she reacted, though, was a bit over the top. We haven't been dating for that long, though so I'm confident these are just little bumps that we'll figure out on the march :) Haha, and thank you very much to all the lovely ladies who flatter me with their comments. Sadly, I'm gonna have to (very) regretfully decline for now, since I really, really like my gf--even if she does go crazy from time to time! :D
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obnum 19
I agree... What!?
smallshaft 10
Well it WAS unfair to make her use up her orgasms all at once. Don't you know she's only born with so many?
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Comments (277)
kayaker83 4
I hate you too you selfish man! I HATE orgasms! *insert sarcasm*
DocBastard 40
How dare you, you inconsiderate bastard! How dare you be a considerate lover and think of her before yourself! I bet you also open the door for her too, you ass! And I bet you pay for dates too, don't you?! How could you!
equin0xx 6
For real. I have a guy like that and I CAN'T STAND IT. Ugh.
jdm_powered 6
Happy opposite day OP.
buckdharma 38
He googled how to do that.
kittehkatrawrr 2
Why would she complain at that!? -,-
Chazzzor 10
WTF! Sounds like she is seriously nuts - maybe you really screwed her brains out?
Brooks2011 5
Bitches be crazy
strawberrywine22 30
I can SORT OF understand where she us coming from. When my husband gives me too many I worry that he's better in bed than I am. But still...I don't complain about it!!
strawberrywine22 30
Is* not us. My phone thinks it knows better than I do what I'm trying to say.
Mauskau 36
Please.. Tell the men how to do it.
ICastillo 25
You have to flick the bean..
twinkiefeets 17
Uh...no
JuliusTweezer 3
Champagne Problems!