Today, after having sex, my girlfriend left my apartment after furiously ranting at me, because I made her come "too many times" and that it's "unfair" to her. What? FML
AllegroRubato tells us more.
Hey, OP here! So yeah, after the fact, I also figured that she felt inadequate, in an "it's unfair that I don't get to please you" kinda way, but it's confusing because it's not like I didn't ****** at all or anything. The way she reacted, though, was a bit over the top. We haven't been dating for that long, though so I'm confident these are just little bumps that we'll figure out on the march :) Haha, and thank you very much to all the lovely ladies who flatter me with their comments. Sadly, I'm gonna have to (very) regretfully decline for now, since I really, really like my gf--even if she does go crazy from time to time! :D
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obnum 19
I agree... What!?
smallshaft 10
Well it WAS unfair to make her use up her orgasms all at once. Don't you know she's only born with so many?
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Comments (277)
FlyingPie 17
Come again?
boyElroy 6
Touché
MrPlopper 9
Douche*
shanee108 9
You obviously are THAT good.
boyElroy 6
Aaaaannd the award for Best Complaint Ever Received goes to...
mikeymayhem_87 15
Sounds like you're too good. Sorry OP!
jessonice88 14
Maybe it's because she was unable to get you off.. And she feels obligated to return the favor and make you cum just as much, and it seems like an impossible and daunting task. Just saying. ;P
Lakarian 6
That's what I was thinking.
AllegroRubato 16
Well, actually, she wasn't unable to get me off, she just go off more than me, at least in terms of raw numbers. Which is why it was weird, I mean, other than the over the top reaction, hehe.
unknown_user5566 27
Maybe she's just pissed off because she can no longer rant about her lackluster love life to her girlfriends. Some people aren't happy unless they have something to bitch about.
afropuffjake 9
Sad but unfortunately VERY true. t(-.-t)
laden_swallow09 35
So what's with the forefingers?
NagainaFier 16
... Middle fingers. As in, **** you.
miserable88 3
You have to take into consideration some girls enjoy making a guy cum, so if your going for a while and she cums a lot before you finish she doesn't seem inadequate.
daisyismydog 3
You have won at life
onorexveritas 24
Wow, that's one ungrateful girl right there.
Enslaved 38
I'm trying to picture the reasoning and only can think that maybe she was running late for work, wanted "only" a quicky but your skills kept her wanting more and more and now she's in a rush? I'm puzzled! :P