Today, after having lost my phone three days ago, I paid a $150 non-refundable fee to have my phone replaced and mailed to me by Tuesday. A half hour later, I found my original phone. FML
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Today, I seemingly misplaced my cell phone but didn't have time to look for it before work. This evening, my cell phone company calls me to tell me I have six hundred dollars worth of calls to El Salvador that I have to pay for. My cell phone was not misplaced, it was stolen. FML
Today, I found my phone under the car seat after three days. I flipped it open ready to issue apologies to everyone who had tried to get in touch with me and I had worried. No missed calls. FML
Today, after being upset at the fact that my phone was stolen at work, I received a note on my locker saying, "100 bucks and you get the phone back." My phone is being held for ransom. FML
Today, the snowblower found my lost phone. FML
Today, I spent 300 dollars making colored flyers for my iPhone that I lost. On the flyer I wrote for whoever found it to call me and I would give a reward. I wrote the phone number of my iPhone that I lost. FML
Today, I lost my $100 in cash that I had to use to pay my phone bill. As a result, my phone got cut off and I missed an important call for an apartment that I was looking at. When I went to work, I heard my boss saying how lucky she was to find $100 in cash. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she lost her phone and not to call or text her. After about three hours, I text her phone, asking if she found it yet. I got a reply, saying "Nope." FML
Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML
Today, I had to sell my phone to pay for the phone bill. FML
Today, my phone went missing. My 8-year-old son took it to school and sold it for $10. FML
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cliffibom 15
Sell one of the phones and make some profit!
Isoldael 27
Not sure what to vote... Kind of depends on how well you looked and how obvious the place was where you found it back.
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Comments (90)
60cent 7
It is good u have 2 phones now ;)
perdix 29
Use both phones to listen to your calls in true Surround-Sound stereo! People will think you're a bad-ass holding a phone to each ear. Or a lunatic.
Wizboy 17
When the Universe is against us, there is very little we can do.
asdfghjklana 9
Three days?
I_iz_B_a_troll 23
No, op just said that for effect, it was really 32 days. What's wrong with three days? If I lost my phone I'd spend three days looking for it before I'd spend 150$ on a new one, but any longer than 3 days and people you talk to might think you died.
fischerxx 10
Why didn't you call it? Unless it was off ( no reason for that), you forgot the number and/or you have no friends to call it.
diagnosed 15
heres a smart thing to do why don't you keep both phones and keep 1 as a backup just in case you lose the other
Dcm210 19
I thought that's the point of having phone insurance.
ultra_notorious 26
It's not that bad, now you have 2 and could probably sell the brand new one.
alvin4676 7
Welcome to my life.
poccocurantes 7
Not really an FML when you can actually make a profit off your new phone. "Hey today I paid $150 for a new phone, found my old one and sold the new phone for $300 dollars. FML." See, doesn't work.