Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML
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Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML
Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML
Today, while I was taking a long relaxing shower, the shower head decided to fly off and hit me in the face. The dentist couldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
Today, my dad went to a hardware store to replace the broken shower head in my bathroom. He got the cheapest shower head he could find, and so when I took a shower, the shower head burst out and hit me square in the face. FML
Today, I was in pain due to overdoing it at the gym yesterday, so I thought a hot shower might help. Not only was there no hot water because of my sister's hour long showers, but I slipped getting out and hit my head. Now the pain is worse. FML
Today, I was taking a warm shower when someone in my house flushed the toilet, making the shower extremely hot. In my rush to get out so I wouldn't get burned, I slipped and knocked a tooth out. FML
Today, while showering, I finished off the shampoo bottle. I decided to see if I could shoot it into the trash can over the shower curtain. When I heard the successful "thunk", I got so excited I slipped and cracked my head open. FML
Today, after an extremely hard day at work, I took a hot shower to wind down a little bit. I accidentally splashed a painful amount of hot water and shampoo in my eyes. My left contact is now stuck to my eyeball. FML
Today, my ceiling fan was rocking violently so I turned it off. I stood under it trying to figure out what the problem is, it fell on my face. FML
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WCARlover 35
That's when you move to a bath my friend :)
easyprey 8
After that I bet it was like showering under a waterfall, except the minor concussion probably ruined the moment
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Comments (74)
DeadxManxWalking 27
Shower head: I can't live like this! *suicide jump*
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Am I the only one who thought of final destination?
Ray_of_midnight 23
Yeah. You might say it ... couldn't take the pressure.
felixshen 18
YDI for taking ten minutes in the shower.
XRaYKaT 3
Was the shower head okay?
HerroMaylaHerro 6
I misread that at first and I swore it said," my head couldn't take the pressure and flew off...." 0-o
gfoxx17iv 0
BS, it doesn't say "my" and its impossible to miss the "shower" part...stop making stuff up just to get thumbs up
robberry 11
Don't waste so much water.
BigSexy123 11
Wow. You people will complain about anything, won't you?
SupaHotFire 4
Lol just not your day...
mz_luna 2
I sooo lmao but I feel so bad for you that had to have been horrible!!
goose12321 11
Hahahahhahahahahahhahaha
fortunelady 17
Ooooh, that had to hurt. FYL indeed.
angelofsaturn 23
Yeah this is why I take baths when I want to relax. My shower head sucks but I can't take the damn thing off to replace it cause it won't come off.