Today, after half a year of flirting back and forth, I went to a fancy party thrown by the guy I really like. He met me at the door and introduced me to everyone as, "The lovely Meghan." I thought I finally had a chance, until he introduced me to his girlfriend of five years. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, after months of hardcore flirting with this incredibly attractive guy, he invited me to hang out. At which point he introduced me to his boyfriend. FML
Today, I dressed up nicely to see the guy that I like and have been talking to for the last 3 months. Just when I thought he was finally going to ask me to be his girlfriend, he told me that he's actually had a girlfriend for 3 years now, but was too afraid to tell me because he really likes me. FML
Today, a really cute girl from my class invited me out for a few drinks. I’ve had a crush on her all year and thought this was my chance. We went out but it turns out she has a boyfriend of 5 and a half years she plans to marry. I saw her as a potential girlfriend and I guess she saw me as something else. FML
Today, the guy I'm dating took me to a dinner party at a couple's house. Halfway through dinner, I realized they were having the dinner party for the sole purpose of introducing him to their recently single daughter. FML
Today, I organized a party, invited a girl I've been secretly in love with for years, as well as a friend of mine who brought along an unknown mate of his. The party was fine, although the unknown mate threw up all over the floor. Now, the girl is dating that unknown mate and is in love with him. FML
Today, after months of dinners, coffees, drinks, and a few nights together, the girl of my dreams told me about this awesome guy she met yesterday. FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Today, a guy that I've been friends with for almost 20 years, and for whom I have never shown even the slightest bit of romantic interest in, confessed his love for me. In front of everyone we know, at mine and my fiancé's engagement party. FML
Today, I was invited to a party to celebrate my ex-fiancée's recent engagement. The party is at work, because my ex is also my boss. Her new fiancée is some guy she met while on a "business trip" that happened while we were still engaged. FML
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whiteboy896 9
maybe you just read the "flirting" signs wrong?
Lauren324 18
He probably just thinks you're a good friend of his. You obviously took his over kindness for flirting. Or he's a jerk.
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Comments (65)
WickedWolf 11
Wow what a jerk! I'd be like "hey nice to meet you! Odd, we've been hanging out over a year and he never mentioned you..." Just to let her know she should ALSO murder him
AllieCat21 21
Half a year, not over a year.
unhappybunny 3
I worked with this guy I had a crush on for 4 years and I found out he had a gf only when he announced their wedding date...
scr_sensei 14
Some people are just naturally flirty...
AphyTheBronette 15
This was in that Alanis Morissette sang about this, in her song " isn't it ironic " at least you can now identify with a famous song.
Ilsaluna 9
I don't think that word means what you think it does.
johannah1993 7
its about the part of the song when she says "its meeting the man of your dreams and then meeting his beautiful wife"
happylappy 21
Maybe he's the type to flirt A LOT when they are obviously in a relationship. 5 years is a while to be committed. Especially when you are young.
MrGoat 2
Shut up Meg
whY402Jay 12
I might be guilty of breaking hearts as well. Silly girls always tell us that we should be able to read signals... flirting is not the same as coming onto you.
charvisioku 22
Well at least you're decent enough to immediately accept that he's not an option now you know he's taken. Too many people would carry on chasing him anyway. Be glad you're a decent person and move on - I'm sure you'll find someone :)
Satoaoi 13
wow
jdime209 2
Bottoms up!!!!! Repeats..