Miscellaneous: Today, after going to the beach with my guyfriend, I thought...

By Anonymous - 09/08/2009 14:33 - United States

Today, after going to the beach with my guyfriend, I thought I looked pretty good infront of him in a bikini. Later he whispered in my ear, "You have a lot of hairs sticking out of your bottom". FML

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By iannie - 31/07/2011 21:45 - United States

Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML

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By Embarrassed Swimmer - 11/12/2011 07:23 - Australia

Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML

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Welcome to the danger zone

By Anonymous - 15/04/2022 22:00

Today, an ocean wave tore off my bikini bottoms. It took me a few seconds to notice after I stood up, by which time all of my friends, and quite a few other people, had seen my downstairs zone and laughed at me since I recently trimmed it into a love heart shape for my boyfriend. FML

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This is fine

By Anonymous - 09/06/2012 02:36 - United Kingdom - London

Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2010 12:56 - United States

Today, I was at the beach with my boyfriend in Key West. I had gotten a bikini wax and new swimsuit for the occasion. My boyfriend was being romantic until he pulled a long hair from a mole on my leg. It's all fun and games until the mole starts bleeding, profusely. FML

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By gross - 09/04/2015 16:00 - United States - Muskegon

Today, I got a bikini as a birthday present. I pulled the bikini bottom out of the box first, only to find a pubic hair stuck to the hygienic liner. FML

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By superfkd - 15/03/2009 02:27 - Canada

Today, I was teaching a swimming lesson to 6-7 year old boys and girls. I recently broke up with my boyfriend so I haven't been taking care of my bikini line. While I was demonstrating how to do a whip-kick out of the water one of the boys said, "You have a beard coming out of your bathing suit!" FML

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By annonymous - 28/02/2010 06:31 - France

Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML

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No warning

By Anonymous - 05/05/2022 18:00

Today, my boyfriend bought a bikini he wanted me to wear in our hot tub. Unfortunately, I ran out of swimsuits for my daily swim at the public pool, so I took the new bikini. Now I know why he wanted to be alone when I wore it, as water turns it see-through and melts the stitching so it falls off. FML

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By Claire - 29/09/2010 05:59 - Australia

Today, I went to the beach with this boy I like. Not thinking it'd be anything more than a simple date, I didn't shave my downstairs. We were sitting on a towel and I laid down. Then he said, "Is there a squirrel in your pants?" FML

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laffalot53 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 23:29

at least he whispered it and didnt say it out loud so other people could hear!!

Anonanimal 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 23:08

eww, TRIM! that's disgusting

Comments

missIrene 6

Friday 24 June 2011 4:59

wax much ? apparently not :p

MeleMallory 0

Monday 26 September 2011 3:53

*guy friend- - two words *in front- - also two words

Mademoiselle_fml 34

Wednesday 19 December 2012 13:50

Probably was running out of available characters, so to make it all fit she cut out two spaces. Could be that she's wrong, too... I'm not gonna count.

pennamay 11

Wednesday 16 November 2011 12:46

Haa! I'm sorry but that's funny. But, hey.... Why was he checking out your bottom?

andrewsgirl2010 7

Thursday 29 December 2011 2:03

Ewwww! Shave that you nasty.

crazykid300 6

Monday 7 May 2012 7:27

Today i was at the beach. I looked over and saw a cute girl. As i started 2 walk over i noticed she had hairs sticking out of her bottom fml

jaybear13 14

Friday 9 August 2013 9:52

Awkward..

smithv171 17

Sunday 22 September 2013 22:45

Ewwwww. you're disgusting.

teotsi 28

Sunday 9 February 2014 6:42

This one is the definition of a YDI

msdtreadwell 15

Monday 12 January 2015 11:57

It's unfortunate... I thought you'd have checked for things like that haha

LadyDeath18 16

Tuesday 25 September 2018 8:21

You do whatever you feel comfortable doing. if you don't to shave down there then so be it. but he confident in your choice and the fact that not everyone will like it. Also trust me when I say that you can still find a man who will like being intimate with you.