Today, after cleaning my house because I'd thrown a party all weekend while my parents were gone, I still got caught because somebody tried to make beer popsicles with Q-Tips in the ice trays in my freezer. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a bunch of parties while my parents were out of town. I made sure to clean up absolutely everything, I even vacuumed the stairs. As they pulled up, I noticed all of the trash bags filled with beer cans blocking their way into the garage. FML
Today, my parents got back from their weekend ski trip. I had a few parties over the weekend and had cleaned up absolutely EVERYTHING; beer cans, throw up, spilled drinks, etc. The only thing I forgot about was the condom someone left in my parents bed. FML
Today, I cleaned my house after a big party. Everything was great when my parents came home. Except for the bottle of hot and spicy mustard next to the shampoo in the shower. No one knows how it got there. I'm busted because of mustard. FML
Today, my parents were having a Christmas party. They went out to get the vodka in our garage fridge, only to find most of it was frozen. Knowing vodka doesn't freeze, they soon realized that I had been taking some and refilling it with water over the past two months. FML
Today, I woke up after passing out at a very small house party. I'd set a three drink limit, but apparently nobody listened, because there were beer cans everywhere, half my stuff was on the floor, and someone had shat in my bathtub. I had to clean all of it up alone. FML
Today, I went into my fridge and someone had drank all the beer. Only my 8-year-old son lives with me. FML
Today, I found out I was an alcoholic. Not from my friends or family, but because the ice-maker couldn't keep up with the amount of drinks I've been making. FML
Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML
Today, my parents came home after being out of town for the weekend. I stayed home, did homework and completely cleaned the house, thinking I could earn some brownie points with them. They saw how clean the house was and accused me of covering up a party. FML
Today, I was at a house-warming party and my friend was in her kitchen making drinks. When I was almost done with my drink, I went to take the last gulp and saw three mouse turds stuck to the inside bottom of the glass. FML
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TrippingOnAcid 29
Did they work?
askullnamedbilly 33
Your parents saw Q-tips in an ice tray and immediately jumped to the conclusion that you must've had a wild party over the weekend? Either you have some crazily perceptive parents, or I get a feeling this is not the first time this has happened.
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Comments (92)
sanecatlady 13
Well I hope it was worth betraying your parents' trust and false believe you were mature enough to be left unsupervised in the house for a weekend. Damages to a house can be fixed or replaced. Trust: not so much. YDI
under16chars 6
I think there's a lot of people who need to take a step back, relax, and remember the stupid things they did when they were young. While I've never had a house party while my parents were away, I have gone against their wishes sometimes, and I have made mistakes. So has OP, and so have a lot of you people. So get the sticks out from your arses and get over yourselves; remember what it's like to be young and foolish. Really unlucky OP, better luck next time with the clean up. At least you'll never forget next time, and you have a funny story to tell at your 21st (assuming you're not yet there)!
BeepBeepSwerve 9
Not EVERYONE has thrown a party without asking their parents first, I swear everytime I read articles about a celebrity or someone doing something bad, their are always people like you trying to justify their actions "everyone makes mistakes,blah blah blah". The OP deserves it because he thought his parents wouldn't have noticed, and thought that he would have gotten away with it.
Shade1982 21
Are you seriously suggesting you have NEVER EVER done something against your parents wishes? Or make bad decisions? Because if you are really going to say that, I will risk it and simply flat out call you a liar. So far I have never met anyone like that yet. Nobody was really harmed in this and stuff can be replaced. Yes, asking for permission would have been the better option, but people make mistakes.
syed121417 22
You party, you risk it. Sorry OP, that sucks though
polobeastjkc 5
You couldn't just make an excuse as to why they are there?
Sniper_Chick4110 20
You couldn't just say it was you? That you got a little bored 'all by yourself'.
mchmelev1993 10
Lol i think i might try that actually :x perhaps vodka cubes ^_^
rhyannon11 7
My friend got worse - his parents discovered his party by finding his mates underwear shoved inside the kettle