Today, after cleaning my house because I'd thrown a party all weekend while my parents were gone, I still got caught because somebody tried to make beer popsicles with Q-Tips in the ice trays in my freezer. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a bunch of parties while my parents were out of town. I made sure to clean up absolutely everything, I even vacuumed the stairs. As they pulled up, I noticed all of the trash bags filled with beer cans blocking their way into the garage. FML
Today, my parents got back from their weekend ski trip. I had a few parties over the weekend and had cleaned up absolutely EVERYTHING; beer cans, throw up, spilled drinks, etc. The only thing I forgot about was the condom someone left in my parents bed. FML
Today, I cleaned my house after a big party. Everything was great when my parents came home. Except for the bottle of hot and spicy mustard next to the shampoo in the shower. No one knows how it got there. I'm busted because of mustard. FML
Today, my parents were having a Christmas party. They went out to get the vodka in our garage fridge, only to find most of it was frozen. Knowing vodka doesn't freeze, they soon realized that I had been taking some and refilling it with water over the past two months. FML
Today, I woke up after passing out at a very small house party. I'd set a three drink limit, but apparently nobody listened, because there were beer cans everywhere, half my stuff was on the floor, and someone had shat in my bathtub. I had to clean all of it up alone. FML
Today, I went into my fridge and someone had drank all the beer. Only my 8-year-old son lives with me. FML
Today, I found out I was an alcoholic. Not from my friends or family, but because the ice-maker couldn't keep up with the amount of drinks I've been making. FML
Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML
Today, my parents came home after being out of town for the weekend. I stayed home, did homework and completely cleaned the house, thinking I could earn some brownie points with them. They saw how clean the house was and accused me of covering up a party. FML
Today, I was at a house-warming party and my friend was in her kitchen making drinks. When I was almost done with my drink, I went to take the last gulp and saw three mouse turds stuck to the inside bottom of the glass. FML
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TrippingOnAcid 29
Did they work?
askullnamedbilly 33
Your parents saw Q-tips in an ice tray and immediately jumped to the conclusion that you must've had a wild party over the weekend? Either you have some crazily perceptive parents, or I get a feeling this is not the first time this has happened.
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Comments (92)
breakinlegs 19
This isn't really your FML. I feel worse for your parents..."we struggled for many years so our child could have everything they needed and we still have to come home and discover their punk friends have been partying at our house and putting their dirty hands around our food!" ha
vlalam 24
Hahaha... How could u forget the freezer? U have some crazy friends there ;). Now atleast u have some beer Popsicles to look forward to... Aren't they yummy?
thenewgirl29 20
I threw a massive house party when I turned 18. It got really out of hand. Drinks were spilled. Shit got broken, it was fun but I spent most of the time running around cleaning up after people and yelling at them to stop doing this and that. FYI, I heard frozen beer causes diarrhea.
bluefrootloops 13
Never have a party in your house man, unless it's an eviction party.
bluefrootloops 13
Unless his parents beat him to death, he deserved a punishment for the party. Would you want your kid trashing your house?
jezebaal8 7
You think that's bad! Someone DRANK MY DADS SEAMONKEYS AND SOLVED THE RUBIX CUBE AND PUT IT BACK ON HIS SHELF!
clarinetgirl1995 4
I did that once. Except with sprite. And I cut the cotton part off first. It worked really well.
mkayden 23
So close aww hahahah
SuperMew 22
Don't have parties in houses that are not your own. My sister threw a huge party when my parents were out of town. I was in my room the whole time and didn't realize there were people in our house until someone opened my door to have sex on my bed. I had ear phones on. Everyone else's rooms were ransacked for their goods, my dad's work computer stolen, and a whole bunch of my mom's china broken. You got lucky with the beer.
BeepBeepSwerve 9
How was your sister punished?
DanielleinDC 34
I believe #55 is saying that while s/he sometimes wonders how people can hit YDI, this is a case where it's patently obvious that the OP deserves it.