Today, after cleaning my house because I'd thrown a party all weekend while my parents were gone, I still got caught because somebody tried to make beer popsicles with Q-Tips in the ice trays in my freezer. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I had a bunch of parties while my parents were out of town. I made sure to clean up absolutely everything, I even vacuumed the stairs. As they pulled up, I noticed all of the trash bags filled with beer cans blocking their way into the garage. FML
Today, my parents got back from their weekend ski trip. I had a few parties over the weekend and had cleaned up absolutely EVERYTHING; beer cans, throw up, spilled drinks, etc. The only thing I forgot about was the condom someone left in my parents bed. FML
Today, I cleaned my house after a big party. Everything was great when my parents came home. Except for the bottle of hot and spicy mustard next to the shampoo in the shower. No one knows how it got there. I'm busted because of mustard. FML
Today, my parents were having a Christmas party. They went out to get the vodka in our garage fridge, only to find most of it was frozen. Knowing vodka doesn't freeze, they soon realized that I had been taking some and refilling it with water over the past two months. FML
Today, I woke up after passing out at a very small house party. I'd set a three drink limit, but apparently nobody listened, because there were beer cans everywhere, half my stuff was on the floor, and someone had shat in my bathtub. I had to clean all of it up alone. FML
Today, I went into my fridge and someone had drank all the beer. Only my 8-year-old son lives with me. FML
Today, I found out I was an alcoholic. Not from my friends or family, but because the ice-maker couldn't keep up with the amount of drinks I've been making. FML
Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML
Today, my parents came home after being out of town for the weekend. I stayed home, did homework and completely cleaned the house, thinking I could earn some brownie points with them. They saw how clean the house was and accused me of covering up a party. FML
Today, I was at a house-warming party and my friend was in her kitchen making drinks. When I was almost done with my drink, I went to take the last gulp and saw three mouse turds stuck to the inside bottom of the glass. FML
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TrippingOnAcid 29
Did they work?
askullnamedbilly 33
Your parents saw Q-tips in an ice tray and immediately jumped to the conclusion that you must've had a wild party over the weekend? Either you have some crazily perceptive parents, or I get a feeling this is not the first time this has happened.
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Comments (92)
Mirakledba 10
ydi for being stupid
Demoniq 25
FYL for getting caught OP, but YDI for not paying attention to detail! Lesson learnt for the next one if you are up for all that cleaning again... PS I believe I have committed many a perfect crime in this department #23, it is possible ;)
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
YDI, it's your parents house. Have some respect for their property and don't invite people without their consentment.
gracehi 33
Consentment?
parism143 28
Assuming he meant consent*
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Yeah I meant consent. English is not my mother tongue :)
Shade1982 21
Your mother's tongue? What?
amisenho 11
The joke went right over your top, 91.
KiaKarma 11
I'm assuming this isn't something that only happens once in a Blue Moon, considering it was your parents' first guess. But YDI, Yuengling's always get caught.
Shade1982 21
Op probably would not be left alone if it was a regular occurrence...
DanielleinDC 34
This is one of the easier YDIs. I'm sure there were other things you missed that tipped them off to the party even before they saw the sad attempt at making beer popsicles.
RhineBl 17
SAW THIS IN MODERATION
FrancesShiver 20
YDI love
worldclassrager 41
Alcohol doesn't freeze...unless the freezer is all the way up my vodka freezes on occasions but it's rare
Shade1982 21
Beer freezes very easily actually. Low percentage of alcohol and all that... Also, technically, everything freezes eventually.
BlackJesus719 7
Wow, you have to check everywhere for something that's been left after a party... I've found some very stupid shit
azyjazy713 11
Why didnt you just say you were trying something new and you were going to have your parents eat them (if you're underage)?