Today, after changing and dressing my 6-month-old into his super cute brand new outfit, I saw the telltale sign of him about to vomit. Without thinking, I cup my hand under his mouth and catch it all. I had to sit there with a hand full of puke and nowhere to dump it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after I finished giving my baby a bottle then burping her, I lifted her up and was bringing her in for kisses. As I was doing this, I felt this warm liquid hit my lips and slide into my mouth. I instantly pulled her back and she'd vomited. It took everything out of me not to vomit myself. FML
Today, my 7-month-old spit up on the floor. My 3-year-old puts their hands in it, sniffed, and puked. Then sticks their hands in their own puke, sniffed, and puked again. FML
Today, my five year-old son was sick with a stomach bug. He didn't want to leave my side, so I grabbed a bowl from the kitchen for him to puke into. The thing is, it was dark in the kitchen and I accidentally grabbed a strainer. My new outfit is now ruined. FML
Today, at work at daycare, this kid was coughing really bad, so I put my hand in front of his mouth in case he was choking on something so he could spit it out. But nope he wasn't choking, he was sick. He puked right into my hands. FML
Today, at the small daycare I run, I turned around to put something away. I heard a splashing sound and then saw one of my kids vomiting. He puked several times, and managed to hit the only rug in the entire house. FML
Today, my two year-old puked in the backseat of the car. When we stopped to clean her up, she scooped up the vomit by the handful and threw it at my head. I had an almost two-hour drive before I could wash the smell off myself. FML
Today, I was babysitting my friend's kids. One of the twin babies threw up all over my shirt and it went down my bra. Of course, I didn't have a change of clothes. FML
Today, my 3 year-old son projectile vomited on me. I was covered head to toe in blue Gatorade vomit. FML
Today, while I took a short nap, my husband thought it would be a good idea to give our 9 month-old a shake with a whole milk base, despite being told several times he can’t digest it. Later, while we were out and about, he threw up. I rode home in the backseat with the baby, covered in it. FML
Today, I went to pick up a pizza with my kids for an easy dinner. As soon as I opened my mouth to order, the 2-year-old in my arms vomited into it. FML
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Top comments
DrafteeSelf 24
Better that than having him puke on you and his brand new super cute outfit
Rykers 18
Now that's commitment.
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Comments (50)
worldclassrager 41
Not thinking? That's for the most part just a reaction...
ohSNAPyall 27
Go to the top of Mount Crumpit to dump it.
KatLyons14 4
That's some serious parenting skills. Kudos to you!
MrsJean 9
I have done this a few times lol
courtzzz23 17
happens to the best of us
baldiesmom 25
Done that! Parenthood can be so gross.
Mpii 11
You seem like a really good parent though!
cootiequeen4444 11
After, reading all these comments, I'm one step closer to a hysterectomy... before you judge... It's not because I'm anti-kid , albeit I don't really want any. I'm extremely anti-vomit though... I'm oddly terrified of it. it's panic attack inducing... like I said.. odd...
Rababco 29
Yeah, you might not want to have kids then. Babies puke, a lot.
moondoglou420 17
Take it and run for office. You'll have more to offer than either candidate.
LAURA_EL_JUICE 6
Welcome to parenthood, happens to all of us.