Today, after changing and dressing my 6-month-old into his super cute brand new outfit, I saw the telltale sign of him about to vomit. Without thinking, I cup my hand under his mouth and catch it all. I had to sit there with a hand full of puke and nowhere to dump it. FML
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Today, after I finished giving my baby a bottle then burping her, I lifted her up and was bringing her in for kisses. As I was doing this, I felt this warm liquid hit my lips and slide into my mouth. I instantly pulled her back and she'd vomited. It took everything out of me not to vomit myself. FML
Today, my 7-month-old spit up on the floor. My 3-year-old puts their hands in it, sniffed, and puked. Then sticks their hands in their own puke, sniffed, and puked again. FML
Today, my five year-old son was sick with a stomach bug. He didn't want to leave my side, so I grabbed a bowl from the kitchen for him to puke into. The thing is, it was dark in the kitchen and I accidentally grabbed a strainer. My new outfit is now ruined. FML
Today, at work at daycare, this kid was coughing really bad, so I put my hand in front of his mouth in case he was choking on something so he could spit it out. But nope he wasn't choking, he was sick. He puked right into my hands. FML
Today, at the small daycare I run, I turned around to put something away. I heard a splashing sound and then saw one of my kids vomiting. He puked several times, and managed to hit the only rug in the entire house. FML
Today, my two year-old puked in the backseat of the car. When we stopped to clean her up, she scooped up the vomit by the handful and threw it at my head. I had an almost two-hour drive before I could wash the smell off myself. FML
Today, I was babysitting my friend's kids. One of the twin babies threw up all over my shirt and it went down my bra. Of course, I didn't have a change of clothes. FML
Today, my 3 year-old son projectile vomited on me. I was covered head to toe in blue Gatorade vomit. FML
Today, while I took a short nap, my husband thought it would be a good idea to give our 9 month-old a shake with a whole milk base, despite being told several times he can’t digest it. Later, while we were out and about, he threw up. I rode home in the backseat with the baby, covered in it. FML
Today, I went to pick up a pizza with my kids for an easy dinner. As soon as I opened my mouth to order, the 2-year-old in my arms vomited into it. FML
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DrafteeSelf 24
Better that than having him puke on you and his brand new super cute outfit
Rykers 18
Now that's commitment.
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Comments (50)
Mmkay1515 21
Motherhood is such a glamorous job!
ruudseriesx 25
Well that's certainly a way to handle things.
thatannoyingdude 19
Now you can call out the other moms and brag just how good of a mother you are!
Bearsmomma 30
I don't agree. All moms find themselves in this situation. It's actually fairly common. Gross, and not an amazing feat.
Dale_shackleford 13
I'm gonna guess that most parents that care about their kids enough to talk about them with others have probably done some version of this.
hoosiergirl94 31
You have to expect children and babies to get their clothes dirty
hbs11476 9
Been there, done that. Welcome to parenthood!
WellCrap5189 11
He came out of you. You made that puke. so really it's your puke
Ixasum 7
Do you even Biology bro? This may be the dumbest comment I've read on the Internet this week. I fear for humanity that there are people who actually fail this much.
lesalmi1188 7
Welcome to motherhood! Lol won't be the first or last time you react to something like that then are stuck wondering what the hell you just did.
Lizzy500 16
Truth. When my daughter was 2, we were snuggled up on the couch because she was sick and wouldn't sleep otherwise. She suddenly sat up, puked on me, and I could see by the look in her eyes there was more pending. So I pulled the neck hole of my shirt open and in it went. We already both needed to shower by that point anyway and at least I saved the couch.
swacol 4
I do that to even my 14 years old son welcome to motherhood
KingHyp3 13
Hey, at least it didn't get on his outfit
JothamHousden 17
Eat it.