Today, after buying dinner from the supermarket, I had the change in my hand, and my wallet. In the parking lot, a quarter fell out of my hand, and right next to the street drain. As I went to pick it up, my wallet fell down the drain. FML
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Today, I dropped my wallet and it fell into the perfectly sized hole in the storm drain. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML
Today, my card got declined at Subway, so I walked to the nearest cashpoint thirty minutes away to frantically figure out how much cash I had in my card. As I went to pull my card out of my purse, it slipped from my grip and fell into the sewer. The guy behind me snorted with laughter. FML
Today, I realized I'd lost my wallet when paying for groceries. I had to put all the items back and leave the store feeling so embarrassed in front of everyone. FML
Today, I left my wallet on top of my car when I filled up with gas. I drove away and didn't realize it until I got home. I went back and found it on the side of the road. Empty of my credit cards, pictures and checks. All that was left was my driver's license. FML
Today, I went to get coffee. While I was at the drive-thru window, I went to pay with my card but dropped it right out the window. It went under my car. FML
Today, I lost my wallet while out shopping. Panicked, I retraced my steps and found it at a store, turned in by an employee. Grateful, I opened it to find a note that read, "We left the money but took one dollar for karma." I checked. They did actually take one dollar. FML
Today, I found $20 in an old jacket and celebrated by buying myself a fancy lunch (well, Burger King, but that just goes to show how well I'm doing in this economy). When I got home, I realized I'd left my wallet at the restaurant while paying with the $20. FML
Today, while at the vending machine, I put in my $20 instead of my $1. I got my change back in quarters. FML
Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML
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PTERONOPHOBIA 0
so you wouldn't care if you dropped 900€ into a drain ?
AK 2
Oh god, that sucks. Did you get the quarter anyway?
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Comments (78)
shadeaufax 0
Well at least you got your quarter back! Just Thinking Positive!
nm22395 0
it should be your lucky quarter lol
hate_my_mom 0
there is a chinese saying about how you get/achieve something minor and small but you lose something big/major. that saying is literally: "pick up a sesame but drop a watermelon".
pschifty 0
your such a Jew it's just a quarter
ogcoco 0
its your fault!! you shouldnt have been penny pinching!!
Arzee_fml_fml 0
Its expensive to be cheap..lol
97currie 0
that's what you get. it was just a quarter man.
TheSickMinded 13
On the positive side, you still have the quarter...
matt9yankeefan 0
thats what you get for being jewish
JTorres8 6
At least you still have a quarter!