Today, after breaking up with my girlfriend, we were stuck behind a 7-car accident for 2 hours in the car. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. Driving her home, we got stuck in a construction zone. I waited half an hour with with my ex-girlfriend bawling her eyes out in the passenger seat as I watched the traffic lady eat her lunch. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML
Today, while driving on the highway, I got stuck in a traffic jam. Upon glancing over at the car in the next lane, I saw it was my ex as of a week ago. We sat in barely moving traffic right next to each other for half an hour. FML
Today, I sat in bumper-to-bumper traffic for half an hour. The entire time, a man I had gone on a date with and that had gotten very out of hand with, was sitting in the car next to me. I noticed, panicked, and tried to drive off, rear-ending the car in front of me. FML
Today, my car broke down. I pulled to the side of the road to call a tow truck. After waiting what seemed like hours, the tow truck showed up, and then ran into the back of my car. FML
Today, I was driving to work, following my girlfriend's car. I looked down to change the radio station and felt a large bump. I rear-ended my girlfriend. FML
Today, I was in a huge traffic jam with my boyfriend due to heavy snowfall. After being in the car for 4 hours, we were stuck in a tunnel with hundreds of cars behind and in front of us. Then the diarrhea hit. I had to shit in a plastic bag in the car. FML
Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML
Today, I was stuck in stand-still traffic for 5 minutes, before realizing I had stopped behind a parked car. FML
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EwahWeeWah 21
I'd be more concerned for the people who got in the accident, lol.
andrmac 25
Awkward silence...
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Comments (46)
anyagrande 31
**** the peoples lives that were in the accident bro
T_Seg_101 18
A tad bit selfish Don't you think... You stuck in the car with your ex girlfriend... Could have turned on the radio or something... What about those people that are fighting for their lives?!
askullnamedbilly 33
Who says anybody was fighting for their lives? Just because there was an accident doesn't mean there were serious injuries - all you need to effectively block a road is at least one car that's damaged badly enough that it needs to be towed.
soullyfe 33
@15: Since it was a 7 car accident, most people would assume the worst.
Paws_Cat 29
At least it was your gilfriend and not your girlfriend.
rag97 6
It's the same thing are you mad Said the a-hole who noted the typo but said that^ just to irritate you
ww431 15
Plenty more fish in the sea...I'll sea myself out.
Derix 11
Did you connect to McDonald's wifi while waiting out the traffic?
Kurliez408 32
sucks but ydi for breaking up with her somewhere where you have no exit access.
Experteric 12
that's why you don't break up in the car
TrippyEyes 16
Its all about timing OP
thatoneguy500 8
Dude you should have waited till you got where you were going to breakup
bayles313 20
Why wouldn't you wait until you were somewhere like home? Don't break up with people when you still have to drive them somewhere. For one it's rude and makes it worse for the person being broken up with and for two it just makes for an awkward situation for yourself. Be smarter next time OP. I say **** your ex girlfriend's life.
slavka012 11
It is possible that was not a premeditated break, but rather something that happened as a result of a fight or something.