Today, after a year and a half, I finally admitted to myself that I'm in an abusive relationship. Not with a person though. With my cat. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML
Today, she did it again. While I was minding my own business reading the paper, she casually walked up to me and slashed my face with her nails, drawing blood and screams of pain. I need to get out of this abusive relationship, but no one will adopt my asshole of a cat. FML
Today, I moved in with my boyfriend. Up until now, I thought my cat was the only four year-old I had to deal with. FML
Today, my cat still loves my boyfriend more than me. I spent around 6 months convincing my boyfriend to get a cat. FML
Today, after I got a cat to help with my anxiety, it turns out he also has anxiety. FML
Today, I'm trapped in my apartment. My new cat won't let me leave. Every time I try, he blocks the door, hisses and tries to savage me. I'm my own cat's bitch. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend a cat. I now have a cat and no girlfriend. FML
Today, I realized I'm trapped. I might be heading into an abusive relationship that I won't be able to escape, but I can't leave because then I'd break his heart and I love him too much for that. FML
Today, I realized that since I started working full time, the only friend I have left is my cat. Lonely and bored out of my mind, I told him about my day. He decided to end the conversation by shitting on the floor. FML
Today, I got a new cat. He's outrageously clingy. Like, "extremely unhealthy obsession with me" clingy. I just wanted an emotional support animal, but it looks like I have become an emotional support animal instead. I feel terrible for trying to get him to not want to be with me all the time. FML
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Top comments
nerdsgetmehot 23
Isn't everyone, really? We let those furry little monsters get away with a lot just because they're cute. My cat abuses me on a regular basis.
lexex1 4
Pussy whipped ;)
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Comments (106)
LaughingGod 0
At least you can legally have it killed. Consider it!
scatch 5
Shoot that pussy.
iyazwoodfle 4
No incident should go unreported call animal control! Lol
nateshannon1 4
oh my gosh! are you alright? thats horrible! ...its a cat! get over it. this not an fml just some idiot posting because they can. consider masturbation.
scrework 6
OP just get another cat and hope (or pray if that's your thing) that it likes you. My abusive scritchy cat gets pummelled by my overprotective cat whenever she tries to have a go at me. Yeaaaaah go mumma's boy.
MsMeiriona 2
So, you mean a normal relationship with a cat.