Today, after a year and a half, I finally admitted to myself that I'm in an abusive relationship. Not with a person though. With my cat. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML
Today, she did it again. While I was minding my own business reading the paper, she casually walked up to me and slashed my face with her nails, drawing blood and screams of pain. I need to get out of this abusive relationship, but no one will adopt my asshole of a cat. FML
Today, I moved in with my boyfriend. Up until now, I thought my cat was the only four year-old I had to deal with. FML
Today, my cat still loves my boyfriend more than me. I spent around 6 months convincing my boyfriend to get a cat. FML
Today, after I got a cat to help with my anxiety, it turns out he also has anxiety. FML
Today, I'm trapped in my apartment. My new cat won't let me leave. Every time I try, he blocks the door, hisses and tries to savage me. I'm my own cat's bitch. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend a cat. I now have a cat and no girlfriend. FML
Today, I realized I'm trapped. I might be heading into an abusive relationship that I won't be able to escape, but I can't leave because then I'd break his heart and I love him too much for that. FML
Today, I realized that since I started working full time, the only friend I have left is my cat. Lonely and bored out of my mind, I told him about my day. He decided to end the conversation by shitting on the floor. FML
Today, I got a new cat. He's outrageously clingy. Like, "extremely unhealthy obsession with me" clingy. I just wanted an emotional support animal, but it looks like I have become an emotional support animal instead. I feel terrible for trying to get him to not want to be with me all the time. FML
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Top comments
nerdsgetmehot 23
Isn't everyone, really? We let those furry little monsters get away with a lot just because they're cute. My cat abuses me on a regular basis.
lexex1 4
Pussy whipped ;)
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Comments (106)
GenyTrees 0
drop kick her in the face
WaylonD 4
So all of u are saying that your cat owns you? Pun intended!!
Holy_ish 19
Time to tame that pussy!
woww2011 3
Time to show that pussy the front door?
kaymi 17
My cat claws at me as I sleep, making her bed on my back.
RuskiManBearPig 4
That's one tough pussy.
DrOfTheInternet 6
A catastrophe!
SkardeyKat 3
That's just cats. They don't take anyone's shit! Maybe you should try relationship counseling?
Awnonymous 4
Kill yourself.
racheljessie 17
In my house, there are three cats. The younger two are always at war with each other and abusing my parents and me, but the oldest one loves to cuddle and wouldn't hurt anything bigger than a mouse. Trust me, as the cat gets older it will mellow out. This has always been the case with my cats anyway.