Today, after a week of staying in at night and fighting off a persistent cold, I was finally feeling well again, so I decided to go to my boyfriend's work BBQ. I got food poisoning. FML
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Today, I went out to eat to celebrate getting over the stomach flu. I hadn't eaten solid food in over a week, so I was really excited and ordered my favorite dish. It gave me food poisoning. FML
Today, I didn't feel like cooking when I got home from work, so I decided to go to the local restaurant nearby and do my part in supporting small businesses. Long story short, I woke up later feeling like absolute shit. Hello, food poisoning. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend out to dinner to an expensive restaurant. He overate, and now I have to nurse him through food poisoning. FML
Today, I got food poisoning for the first time after cooking. Yesterday, I met my boyfriend's family for the first time. FML
Today, it's been 2 days since I got over having the flu for over a week, missing work the whole time. I just got food poisoning. FML
Today, after struggling with anorexia for months, I got food poisoning. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally able to settle on having a day out together after putting it off for months because of work/other random reasons. This morning I woke up with the worst case of diarrhea I’ve ever had in my life. I won’t be leaving the bathroom anytime soon. FML
Today, I came home from a four month stay in Africa, where I managed to avoid suffering any serious illness. Some hours after my first meal back at home, I got food poisoning. FML
Today, I was on holiday over the Christmas period and ended up with food poisoning. I spent most of the time on the toilet. I think I’ll stay home next time. FML
Today, I got bad food poisoning. Again. The first time I thought it was the stomach bug that’s going around, so once I felt better, I proceeded to eat leftover food that actually got me sick the first time. FML
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Top comments
NoNotTheFace 8
So basically you had fluids coming out of your nose, then your mouth, then your ass. Damn. Call the plumber cos bitch got some pipe leaks.
badactor009 0
Food poisoning is pretty bad. Ten to one the tater salad got you. Anything Mayo based you want to avoid at all costs at a function like that. I got food poisoning at a 4th of July work party a few years ago. Talk about misery. I thought I was going to die. Then I was afraid I wouldn't.
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Comments (51)
Enigmax2514 7
I just love the ironic fmls. Favourite-ing... Now. Hope you recover soon
YourEvilHero 12
on the bright side itll probably be over by the time finish writing this comment
ACM1991 9
Aweeeeeee poor you.
daydreamer244 13
sounds like sabotage!!!
davidg6 3
Someone's trying to kill you
the_enigma1019 1
Hrrm, FYL, no one deserves this. However, you may want to leave off heavy food such as barbecue after illness. I apologize for the shitheads that said you deserved it. get well soon OP -the enigma
fallingstarsxox 8
Wow so If your friends told you to do drugs I bet you would YDI
je_suis_fml 11
wrong fml, bro..
anencephalic 14
BBQ in October? Crazy americans.
Enslaved 38
I throw a Bar-B-Q almost every other weekend, year round. And then we all play dominoes!(: Grilled food is awesome.
stacianichole 2
October just started...
yummcookie 0
In the UK we're in the middle of a heatwave... So it doesn't sound too odd to me.
Epikouros 32
It's great barbecue weather in most of Europe this weekend, warmer than during the summer. One supermarket here in the Netherlands was advertising burgers for the 'last barbecue of the year'. Minnesotans need to store up fat in order to survive the cold winter, like polar bears and Eskimos :-) And I guess if you're used to shoveling snow every winter, it's barbecue weather whenever the food doesn't freeze while you're eating it.
baseballlegitly0 2
you know when people see they have the have the first comment but they pannick and try and be funny but they kill it
stacianichole 2
What? Was that a sentence?
THE_A_TEEN 28
From experience much, little prick?
KiddNYC1O 22
Should've had a V8.