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By anonymous / Wednesday 19 October 2011 12:19 / Australia
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You have to admit, this FML is kind of confusing, it still blows though.. or actually it doesn't, that's the whole point!

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I refuse to admit it....because you're a moron. It says, "Turns out she wanted to go out with her." What's confusing about that?

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no the op couldnt have seen this coming however im guessing the way he found out is by dumping his gf hoping to go out with the girl he mentioned. as such i have to say ydi.

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"I miss you. I want you back." "You broke up with me yesterday." "I know, and the only reason I did was so I could hook up with my best friend. Turns out she wants you instead." *SLAP* "You're a dick. Fuck off." Somehow I don't see "stealing her back" as a viable option, especially if honesty is involved. On the other hand, if you have to lie to someone in order to give things another shot, it probably isn't going to work out anyway because the

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Agree. I know there's a Chinese proverb that goes something like "Ride the cow while looking for a horse" I don't think it's supposed to apply to partners. Although now that I see it written down....

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32, His original comment was dumb and annoying, but I'm pretty sure he was trying to weasel out of the insult on purpose with his other one.

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"You're both my bitches now. Number 1, get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich. Number 2, make yourself useful and get me the tv remote and a beer, then go mow the yard." Sexism at it's finest.

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Lots of people are trapped in the friend zone. Its not weird. It happens when you're being nice to a girl but you do not make it clear you wanna go out, so you become a friend of hers (or best friend in this case).

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For ten years? It's irrelevant anyway. If you're in a relationship and you're not interested then scrub off.

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