Today, after 25 years of marriage and 2 children, I was served with divorce papers. It turns out my 51 year old, soon to be ex, has been having an affair with the 24 year old tutor I hired to help our daughter bring her grades up. They are in love and want to start a new family together as soon as possible. FML
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thesnazdotcom 0
today's to do list: 1. hire hotshit divorce lawyer. 2. hire studly personal trainer 3. throw all his shit on to the front lawn.
oldwiseguy 0
The jokes on him if he thinks he can raise a child at the age of 51. He's obviously following his little head. And his girl friend is going to find out it won't be much fun when he loses half of all his money with the divorce.
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majones 0
she'll probably have to mow the lawn also.
CupCakeGirl101 0
has he been cheating for 24 yrs or is the girl hes cheating with 24 yrs old
allie2590 31
What the hell do you think?
deadsrs 0
obviously he doesn't think. Point and case.
perdix 29
Both. He's gone from being a pedophile to a hebephile to an ephebophile to a dirty ol' man cradle-robber -- all with the same girl. Disturbing, if you think about it. Try not to.
Sleepy_Hallow 7
Yeah, because the tutor has been teaching the daughter for 24 years. Think!
sarah03_fml 0
wow I feel bad for you
Osakhomen 0
That sucks. This just teaches me when I get married, never let another women in my house unless I'm there too. Like other said. Get the money you deserve... 2nd marriages hardly ever last anyway, especially if they're right out the gate of the previous marriage.
oneoneryperv 0
When you get Married take care of each others needs, the big problem is that people stop trying to make each other happy once they get married. She probably neglected him emotionally and this young girl gave him what he was needing whether it was conversation, admiration, affection and the next thing they new they were screwing like rabbits on the dining room table. it happens all the time. falling in love is easy, staying in love is the hard part.
zuuzuu_fml 0
midlife crisis?
sirbrickrock1 0
jeez, that sucks, your husband is having relationships with people twice as young as him, you diserve to keep your children, f your husband and fyl
xundria 5
he's 52 and she's 24 don't disappoint me pendantic :(
alexisthename 0
Don't worry, pendatic. The people who used twice the size of half of their brain understood the joke.
sandiieeee 0
that's so sad :( ! hey, he does it to you, he miqht do it to her also ? so he's not worth beinq sad about. cheer up !
FUDGELOVESME 0
WTF that is so mean "they want to start a family as soon as possible"
jonny2x4 0
Linda Hogan, is that you?
Hermyoni 0
What disturbs me most is the woman knew he was married and let him pursue her. She should of shut that down the moment he even flirted. Most likely OP husband is rich and she's thinking only about the $$$. FYL indeed. Good Luck with your divorce and I know it sucks but your better off I promise.