Today, after 25 years of marriage and 2 children, I was served with divorce papers. It turns out my 51 year old, soon to be ex, has been having an affair with the 24 year old tutor I hired to help our daughter bring her grades up. They are in love and want to start a new family together as soon as possible. FML
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Today, after 25 years of marriage, my parents decided to get a very nasty and extremely expensive divorce. Using my college tuition to pay for it. FML
Today, my husband sat me down to tell me he’s filing for divorce as he’s fallen out of love with me and loves my 19 year-old daughter (his step-daughter). Furthermore, I’m off the lease when it expires next month so they can live together. We have a 2 month-old son. He replied, “OK, and? I’ll pay child support.” FML
Today, my wife and I were going through a very amicable 50/50 divorce, until she found out I’m already dating. She’s only two years younger than my wife, but it upset her enough she’s now stalling the divorce until she gets 75/25 in her favour, including the holiday cottage. FML
Today, it's my daughter’s 18th birthday. Today is also the day that my husband told me he’s leaving me for her, and he wants a divorce. When I threatened to press charges for potentially grooming her as a minor, he told me I don’t have a leg to stand on because, “She’s been at the age of consent anyway.” FML
Today, my daughter got engaged. Her fiancé is not only 25 years older than her, but was her teacher in middle school. FML
Today, my 54 year-old partner is leaving me for his 26 year-old coworker. She’s younger than our two kids, 32 and 29. He seriously sees nothing wrong because she’s “a consenting adult.” FML
Today, it's been a few years since after I married my soulmate, and two years since he found he had a daughter with his ex. The last two years have been spent in custody court. Our savings are drained by support payments, and our own pregnancy plans are on indefinite hold. I can’t take much more. I want a divorce. FML
Today, I woke up realizing my wife of less than a year of marriage wants a divorce. We have known each other for 15 years. FML
Today, my husband is threatening divorce because I loudly objected at his daughter's wedding and made a scene. His daughter is 19 and got married to a 40-year-old man. FML
Today, my husband of 3 years, who I have a 1 year old daughter with, told me he wants a divorce, but who knows, maybe in the future we can "date." FML
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thesnazdotcom 0
today's to do list: 1. hire hotshit divorce lawyer. 2. hire studly personal trainer 3. throw all his shit on to the front lawn.
oldwiseguy 0
The jokes on him if he thinks he can raise a child at the age of 51. He's obviously following his little head. And his girl friend is going to find out it won't be much fun when he loses half of all his money with the divorce.
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Comments (241)
suffer_for_beaut 0
awwhh, that sucks.. hah ;)
penpendesrapen 0
does that mean your daughter gets free tutor lessons from now on too? Glass half full.
texas_justice 0
...okay, it sucks that it was the tuitor you hired, but it was going to happen.
Lisa89 3
FYL. It's scary to think someone can fall out of love just like that... even after 25 years.
judetheobvious 0
YDI for letting yourself go
scj 0
You don't know that. for all we know, the wife could be a fit lady with great posture and the tutor a chubby little snot face. Some men just like the to think that seducing a young woman means they're still young too. Kind of like cougars.
KingTaco 0
Maybe he wants to further his legacy with someone whose baby factory hasn't shut down.
allie2590 31
That's what I'm thinking.
teeitlong 0
Don't worry ... that sh** never lasts...
deadsrs 0
YDI for hiring a hot tutor... I mean come on... he's 51!!! Have you never seen any kind of movie involving this situation? The creepy man ALWAYS wants to sleep with the tutor babysitter housekeeper! Now what you need to do is obvious. first things first ... 3 some there are more things after this but seeing as how it's the most important I'll just leave you with that. have a happy devorce :-)
perdix 29
Looks like the hot tutor got more up than just your daughter's grades.
deadsrs 0
lmao! good one sir.
perdix 29
Don't worry, nobody reads my stuff -- it'll be our little secret ;)
sarcdude 3
must.... not... laugh...
deadsrs 0
Don't laugh!!! it's a proven possibly unrealistic theory of an annalogy that everytime you laugh at one of perdix's jokes an angel gets struck down from heaven! But probably not.
babiicakess 0
^ fail
oneoneryperv 0
^WIN Tasteless but still made me LOL hard.
spez86 0
she brought something up but it wasn't ur duaghters grades lol