Today, after 25 years of marriage and 2 children, I was served with divorce papers. It turns out my 51 year old, soon to be ex, has been having an affair with the 24 year old tutor I hired to help our daughter bring her grades up. They are in love and want to start a new family together as soon as possible. FML
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thesnazdotcom 0
today's to do list: 1. hire hotshit divorce lawyer. 2. hire studly personal trainer 3. throw all his shit on to the front lawn.
oldwiseguy 0
The jokes on him if he thinks he can raise a child at the age of 51. He's obviously following his little head. And his girl friend is going to find out it won't be much fun when he loses half of all his money with the divorce.
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Comments (241)
arielradonski 0
you should just kill him. no really kill him
starzchick 0
that sucks, I'm sorry OP... have you seen the movie 'it's complicated' with Meryl Streep and Alec Baldwin? He'll soon find out that this 'new family' is not all he dreams it to be.. who wants to start having kids at age 51? yuck, that's the age where my kids will be moved out and will start to be MY life...and he'll be changing dirty diapers... I'm sure you will be able to laugh someday. Find a nice gentleman who is close to retirement years and enjoy the rest of your lives together- travel, etc...
nofxtime 0
The real question is, did your daughter's grades improve? I would hate it if you wasted your money.
flopping 0
What an arsehole.
_GoGoGirl 0
What a douche. Well, he wants this so he should have to pay. Make sure you get enough money that you don't have to struggle because of HIS stupidity. We'll see how much that 24 year old wants to be with him when McDonald's is the only option for a night out.
vansbabe66 0
ok first of no one knows if the OP is male or female or if the cheating spouse is the guy or girl.. and everyone is commenting on him divorcing her or vise versa... so it's kinda pointless to sit here and argue just a pretty ****** up FML
jamalwoody 0
um we know the OP is a WOMAN because it says her username and then "woman" underneath the FML.
vansbabe66 0
#101 haha funniest comment lol
lalasha 0
Girl! Pull a waiting to exhale! Pull his car on to the drive way, pile his shit in the car, set that bitch on fire and then cut them DEEP!
deadsrs 0
Her ****** needs work
Stevo12 0
I like how the OP doesn't hint at gender in the least bit, and everyone is assuming the husband left her. women are much more likely to leave the husband at that age than the other way around
aback 4
Maybe, but it's a lot harder for a 51-yr-old woman to rush off to "start a family".
sarcdude 3
I agree, your life sucks (4293) - you totally deserved it (213) On 02/18/2010 at 4:51am - love - by brokenhearted (WOMAN) - United States