Today, a woman was standing in front of me in line. There was a strand of hair on her back, so to be nice, I pulled it off her. It was still attached to her head. FML
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Today, as I was waiting in line at the check out, some guy came up behind me, plucked a hair out of my head, and ran off with it. FML
Today, I was listening to a client's heartbeat with a stethoscope, when I noticed one of my hairs had fallen on her chest. I tried to brush it off, but it didn't move, so I went to pick it up with my fingers. That's when I found it it wasn't my hair, it was hers... and it was still attached. FML
Today, a crazy woman grabbed my hair and mentioned how lovely it was. She then asked when I would donate it. I told her I didn't want to, at which point she started yelling that she was going to get some scissors and cut it all off to teach me a lesson. FML
Today, at the end of my shift with a long line of customers, the older woman I was checking out calmly said, "You should take a minute to fix your hair dear, we have all been talking about it while we waited." FML
Today, while in line at a gas station, I felt something on my shoulder. I turned around only to see a woman behind me pulling the sunburnt skin off my shoulder. When I told her to stop, she yelled, hit me with her purse and ran off crying. FML
Today, I work at a food joint as a chef, and a customer found a long strand of hair in her food. The manager blamed me, even though I'm bald. FML
Today, while trying to look cute and playing with my hair in front of a boy, I pulled a piece of my hair extension out. FML
Today, I was at a clothing store. I tried on a dress, but decided it was too much for me. Taking it off, I realize my hair was tangled in the big security button. The employees had to bring me to the front of the store, lay me on the counter, and take the button out in front of a laughing crowd. FML
Today, I got my hair cut. When I was leaving, my stylist was standing fairly close while we were talking. She reached out to smooth out my hair; I went in for a hug. She didn't want a hug. Everyone who was there just stared at me until I left the building. FML
Today, I got a haircut. Right after the lady finished washing my hair she grabbed a towel to wipe her nose. She then used the same towel to thoroughly dry my hair. FML
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Top comments
WCARlover 35
Yeah as a general rule of thumb you shouldn't touch anything on a stranger
Reasonable_one 12
Keep your hands to yourself.
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Catdragon 40
Found the perfect song for you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMlcn-_jpWY
ironik69 31
What makes you think it is nice to invade someone's personal space like that?
scififemme 23
Once during an interview my friend reached across the table to remove a hair from the candidate's collar. The hair was attached to her chin.
cootiequeen4444 11
how is that even possible. did she have like no neck and then chin was right next to the collar. because if not that candidate shoulda plucked that ****** before their job interview. though I do feel maybe your friend got too much into the person space zone by trying to get the hair. that must have been hella awkward.
kristinjeaneen 21
I don't find a stranger ever touching me to be "kind" or "nice." Unless she was about to walk in front of a bus or something and you saved her life, don't touch people.
maritime1992 5
You're probably the type of walmart customer that eats food from the deli and leaves the wrappers hidden on the shelves instead of paying for it.
samwilliams800 28
YDI. Don't touch people or anything they have with them. That includes stray hairs.
shepardkinz 19
How about not touching people without their consent?
pcprincipal 10
why are you touching people?? if you did that to me I'd punch you in your throat.
xx000o 27
Life rule #16 Keep your hands off strangers hair.
randybryant799 21
You honestly thought it was ok to touch a complete stranger? Seriously?