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By v1k1rox - 05/03/2014 21:47 - United States - San Francisco

Today, a woman attempted to pickpocket me while trying to educate me about God. FML

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v1k1rox 12

Thursday 6 March 2014 15:52

This is the second time someone tried to rob me well living in NYC you know things like that happen. I didn't notice until after she pushed me that something was fishy. She tried to go into my bag first then into my pocket when she discovered there was nothing in my bag. She failed, I wish she didn't run away so I can get her arrested.

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fooltemptress 36

Thursday 6 March 2014 8:20

She wasn't trying to steal from you. She just wanted you to tithe to the church.

Zack6849 8

Thursday 6 March 2014 8:20

Mandatory donations to the church are the best kind!

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underthesea12 24

Thursday 6 March 2014 9:43

God wants him to have your money. Its like church.

davincidasecond 24

Thursday 6 March 2014 9:45

Ugh, I can't stand people who use religion in these types of ways. You should have told her to read over her scriptures ...

LennyComa 39

Thursday 6 March 2014 9:46

Grab the Wrist, say Thou Shalt Not Steal, Walk away

sarah2144 14

Thursday 6 March 2014 9:54

So did you learn anything?

miss_jules 11

Thursday 6 March 2014 10:23

Ah, this must be an example of 'the fine line between good and evil'.

Ihavegas 22

Thursday 6 March 2014 10:35

the fable hand of God. Maradona used it against England during world cup.

InsaneBolt 7

Thursday 6 March 2014 10:59

I can see it now: Woman:"Hello good sir, care to hear a word from the lord." OP:"No thank you." Woman:"GIVE ME YOUR WALLET RIGHT NOW IN THE NAME OF THE LORD!!" *Woman Launches herself at OP*

JR7ISME 18

Thursday 6 March 2014 11:19

Sorry to hear it, but not all Christians are like this...

JMichael 25

Thursday 6 March 2014 12:15

It's all ok OP, she was doing it in the name of God.

d_unsub 12

Thursday 6 March 2014 12:57

Not sure if she knows anything about God but sure i'm sure she knows a lot about Religion.

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