v1k1rox
San Francisco, United States
Today, a woman attempted to pickpocket me while trying to educate me about God. FML
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v1k1rox 12
This is the second time someone tried to rob me well living in NYC you know things like that happen. I didn't notice until after she pushed me that something was fishy. She tried to go into my bag first then into my pocket when she discovered there was nothing in my bag. She failed, I wish she didn't run away so I can get her arrested.
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fooltemptress 36
She wasn't trying to steal from you. She just wanted you to tithe to the church.
Zack6849 8
Mandatory donations to the church are the best kind!
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underthesea12 24
God wants him to have your money. Its like church.
davincidasecond 24
Ugh, I can't stand people who use religion in these types of ways. You should have told her to read over her scriptures ...
LennyComa 39
Grab the Wrist, say Thou Shalt Not Steal, Walk away
sarah2144 14
So did you learn anything?
miss_jules 11
Ah, this must be an example of 'the fine line between good and evil'.
Ihavegas 22
the fable hand of God. Maradona used it against England during world cup.
InsaneBolt 7
I can see it now: Woman:"Hello good sir, care to hear a word from the lord." OP:"No thank you." Woman:"GIVE ME YOUR WALLET RIGHT NOW IN THE NAME OF THE LORD!!" *Woman Launches herself at OP*
JR7ISME 18
Sorry to hear it, but not all Christians are like this...
JMichael 26
It's all ok OP, she was doing it in the name of God.
d_unsub 12
Not sure if she knows anything about God but sure i'm sure she knows a lot about Religion.