v1k1rox
San Francisco, United States
Today, a woman attempted to pickpocket me while trying to educate me about God. FML
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v1k1rox 12
This is the second time someone tried to rob me well living in NYC you know things like that happen. I didn't notice until after she pushed me that something was fishy. She tried to go into my bag first then into my pocket when she discovered there was nothing in my bag. She failed, I wish she didn't run away so I can get her arrested.
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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fooltemptress 36
She wasn't trying to steal from you. She just wanted you to tithe to the church.
Zack6849 8
Mandatory donations to the church are the best kind!
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Comments (106)
deemarie13 14
I swear we are not all like that.
Waspinator1998 21
N00b's pickpocket skill wasn't levelled highly enough.
shucks101 11
I hope you kicked her dumb a**
Asstarotte 7
I wish those kinds of people would just piss off.but you know people can do whatever they want as long as they regret it at confessional.
DeeDeeJay 15
At least you caught her in time
cXXkilljoyXXx 3
stranger danger.
JesusOfNazareth 16
Damnit Jehovah's Witness. Go to someone else's door. And by door I mean pocket.
ermahgerd1236 6
What about tho shalt not steal, that religious freak
BlondePsycho 43
The lord giveth and the lord taketh away.
toxic324x 17
You should of slapped her and said "Bitch, that's not what Jesus would do!"