By v1k1rox - 05/03/2014 21:47 - United States - San Francisco

Today, a woman attempted to pickpocket me while trying to educate me about God. FML
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v1k1rox 12

This is the second time someone tried to rob me well living in NYC you know things like that happen. I didn't notice until after she pushed me that something was fishy. She tried to go into my bag first then into my pocket when she discovered there was nothing in my bag. She failed, I wish she didn't run away so I can get her arrested.

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fooltemptress 36

She wasn't trying to steal from you. She just wanted you to tithe to the church.

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Zack6849 8

Mandatory donations to the church are the best kind!

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deemarie13 14

I swear we are not all like that.

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Waspinator1998 21

N00b's pickpocket skill wasn't levelled highly enough.

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Asstarotte 7

I wish those kinds of people would just piss off.but you know people can do whatever they want as long as they regret it at confessional.

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cXXkilljoyXXx 3

stranger danger.

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JesusOfNazareth 16

Damnit Jehovah's Witness. Go to someone else's door. And by door I mean pocket.

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ermahgerd1236 6

What about tho shalt not steal, that religious freak

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BlondePsycho 43

The lord giveth and the lord taketh away.

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toxic324x 17

You should of slapped her and said "Bitch, that's not what Jesus would do!"

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