v1k1rox
San Francisco, United States
Today, a woman attempted to pickpocket me while trying to educate me about God. FML
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v1k1rox 12
This is the second time someone tried to rob me well living in NYC you know things like that happen. I didn't notice until after she pushed me that something was fishy. She tried to go into my bag first then into my pocket when she discovered there was nothing in my bag. She failed, I wish she didn't run away so I can get her arrested.
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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fooltemptress 36
She wasn't trying to steal from you. She just wanted you to tithe to the church.
Zack6849 8
Mandatory donations to the church are the best kind!
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Comments (106)
Karenezzy 20
She's the one who needs Jesus!
ZY1431 24
no a better sleight of hand teacher.
blackonblight 33
Are you saying there's a better sleight of hand teacher than Jesus? I still can't figure out the one with the loaves and the fishes.
cleary30 13
Payment for the gift if Christ? Thought that was free... I didn't see that in the heavenly fine print!!!!
R3C0V3RY101 10
You witnessed a Jehovah's Witness commit a sin.
OysterPearls 33
Everyone sins... Jehovah's Witnesses are no better than anyone else.
chinaski7628 32
Where does it say the pickpocket was a Jehovah's Witness?
MortenM 17
Agree #66. No mention of a door, so definitely not Jehovas.
Dodge4x4Ram 46
sinner
PenguinBitch 44
She should practice what she preaches!
BadApple88 29
I have lost all faith in humanity
Nilorak 24
Based on ONE person?
BadApple88 29
Based on all the people who do crappy things
BadApple88 29
Who said I was talking about the crappy people on this site anyway? Everyone is entitled to their own opinion so piss off
Nilorak 24
Calm down.
CandyPewPewPew 29
Educate her back about Law. :D
Nilorak 24
Oh my god.
magickitten 26
What a cheeky cow....
Crofty92 17
Sounds just like Christianity to me.
nick347b 6
No, you're thinking of government. Tithing is voluntary and it's always for a good cause.