Today, a stranger was kind enough to plow my driveway during a blizzard. However, they were not kind enough to leave their number after plowing the front end of my car. FML
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Today, driving out of my neighbourhood, I encountered three snow plows heading towards me. I tried to turn around in a stranger's driveway but wasn't fast enough, and they left a wall 4-feet high of ice and snow, blocking me in. I rang the doorbell, borrowed their shovel and dug out their driveway. Its -32 with wind-chill. FML
Today, I got stuck in the snow in the middle of street. As I was just beginning to get myself unstuck, the snow plow came by and buried the front end of my car. FML
Today, the company that was supposed to clear our apartment's parking lot never showed up. I almost got frostbite in my fingers trying to shovel someone's car out since my gloves got soaking wet. FML
Today, I offered to stay late at my delivery job because it was snowing and several people called out. An hour later I got rear ended. FML
Today, I spent over an hour shovelling the walkway and driveway, snow blowing in my face and down my coat. When I was finally finished, a guy started going through the neighborhood plowing everyone's driveways for them. FML
Today, I came home to find a note on my door. I thought it was from my elderly disabled neighbors thanking me for cleaning off their snow covered car, since about 6 inches came down. It was from them, only it said I owed them for damages to their car. Damages that were already there. FML
Today, I found out that we're supposed to get 3 feet of snow, and the person who plows our driveway is out of town. We're stranded on a huge hill. FML
Today, I went to shovel the massive amount of snow that was on our car. After spending time in the cold wind, I finally finished, realizing it wasn't my car. It was an identical car. FML
Today, my parents left early in the morning to run some errands, and I thought it would be nice to shovel our rather large driveway for them while they were out. An hour later, they returned from the store with a snow blower. FML
Today, my elderly neighbor used his snowblower to send all of the fallen leaves in his yard into mine, which I'd raked earlier that morning. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
Most women aren't proud to admit that their front end was plowed by a stranger. Wait, what?
Arrawyn 12
I'm going to say that a plowed driveway isn't worth that...
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Comments (63)
gracehi 33
This sounds like a job for... Sherlock Holmes! He'll be able to tell you the height, weight, eye color, hair color, blood type, and coffee preference of the perpetrator and what color shirt they were wearing at the time just by looking at your bumper!
rattusrattus 19
And if he can't, well, at least you'll get to ogle Benedict Cumberbatch. Win/win. At least for those who like Benedict Cumberbatch.
LarryLaDouche 13
And who doesn't love Benedict Cumberpatch? Nazis. That's who doesn't love him.
Sputnikspak 13
We just got a snowplow guy we pay to do ours. Hasn't hit any cars yet, but he does do a good job of blowing all of the snow into our freshly-shovelled walkway -OR- my neighbour's driveway. My neighbour has a different driveway guy, who somehow manages NOT to throw snow all over our driveway. I think we might be changing contractors next year.
Quinn32 16
Good for you but it is hardly related to the FML and guess what...nobody cares.
wagne057 6
All he saw was a rear end he wanted to plow...too bad he's the hit it and quit it type.
howdeedoo 22
Nice try
micahdunk 13
And that is why you plow your own driveway :)
Homer1975 14
stranger is danger
foreveriowa 16
maybe they plowed your car first, and thought they could make up for it by plowing your driveway... ?
klutz44 28
Ooo twist
Jag_v 7
You are only allowed to have one good thing happen.
simoncat 11
A plow and run? Felony! Maybe someone saw who it was. Ask around.
xxBitchxPleaSe 6
Who said it was a human? I think the snowmen are revolting...
Axipiter 24
Really? I think they're rather nice!
outoftown 27
#27, Not according to the Doctor Who Xmas special!
Cryogenix 12
File a police report!
miss_amazing86 10
When a car is on private property (like in a driveway) there isn't much the police will do...I only know this because some moron smashed my rear bumper, left a perfect imprint of their plate, and the police told me there was nothing they could do.