Today, a stranger was kind enough to plow my driveway during a blizzard. However, they were not kind enough to leave their number after plowing the front end of my car. FML
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Today, driving out of my neighbourhood, I encountered three snow plows heading towards me. I tried to turn around in a stranger's driveway but wasn't fast enough, and they left a wall 4-feet high of ice and snow, blocking me in. I rang the doorbell, borrowed their shovel and dug out their driveway. Its -32 with wind-chill. FML
Today, I got stuck in the snow in the middle of street. As I was just beginning to get myself unstuck, the snow plow came by and buried the front end of my car. FML
Today, the company that was supposed to clear our apartment's parking lot never showed up. I almost got frostbite in my fingers trying to shovel someone's car out since my gloves got soaking wet. FML
Today, I offered to stay late at my delivery job because it was snowing and several people called out. An hour later I got rear ended. FML
Today, I spent over an hour shovelling the walkway and driveway, snow blowing in my face and down my coat. When I was finally finished, a guy started going through the neighborhood plowing everyone's driveways for them. FML
Today, I came home to find a note on my door. I thought it was from my elderly disabled neighbors thanking me for cleaning off their snow covered car, since about 6 inches came down. It was from them, only it said I owed them for damages to their car. Damages that were already there. FML
Today, I found out that we're supposed to get 3 feet of snow, and the person who plows our driveway is out of town. We're stranded on a huge hill. FML
Today, I went to shovel the massive amount of snow that was on our car. After spending time in the cold wind, I finally finished, realizing it wasn't my car. It was an identical car. FML
Today, my parents left early in the morning to run some errands, and I thought it would be nice to shovel our rather large driveway for them while they were out. An hour later, they returned from the store with a snow blower. FML
Today, my elderly neighbor used his snowblower to send all of the fallen leaves in his yard into mine, which I'd raked earlier that morning. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
Most women aren't proud to admit that their front end was plowed by a stranger. Wait, what?
Arrawyn 12
I'm going to say that a plowed driveway isn't worth that...
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Comments (63)
shainiachloe 5
a plowing hit and run!
poccocurantes 7
That truly sucks. A stranger tried to do you a good deed restoring your faith in the goodness of mankind and now you have to deal with the dark side of human nature... Insurance companies.
HannahBee1017 9
At least they didn't plow your wife.
imayra64 4
i dont get it ?
outoftown 27
Welcome to the local snow plow protection racket. Pay 'em to plow, or else.
Enslaved 38
Check to see if it was the same dude that put up his dead neighbor's Christmas lights.
kingsian 15
Did you pay your insurance?
decidedlyvague 11
Did anyone else read, "Today, my neighbor was kind enough to plow me"?
dannondarko 12
Your "driveway"? Is that what they're calling it these days?
80skid 15
Haha wow, it seriously took me like a minute to get the joke.
Kidkaplan 19
I bet ur car would make a nice hood ornament