Today, a mother and son were in my office. The kid wasn't feeling well and threw up. Mom covered his mouth with her hand, creating a vomit nozzle and covering me in puke. She yelled that I deserved to be sprayed on because I was not quick enough in getting a bucket for her son. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I had to go pick up my kid, because he threw up while playing at his friend's house. The boy's mother bitched me out for not keeping my son at home while he was "ill". Her breath was unspeakably foul. So foul that it caused me to throw up too. FML
Today, my 3 year-old son projectile vomited on me. I was covered head to toe in blue Gatorade vomit. FML
Today, I accused my son of faking being sick. He then blew chunks all over me. FML
Today, I wasn't feeling too well and consequently threw up. In an effort to get some sympathy, I told my mom about what happened. Rather than trying to make me feel better, she yelled at me because I threw up in the bathroom sink "when the damn toilet is two feet away." Thanks mom. FML
Today, I was helping this girl to the nurse’s office because she was so sick that she could barely walk. About halfway there, she stopped and vomited on me. My jaw was dropped in shock when she threw up on me again. A little went into my mouth. FML
Today, my daughter was feeling sick. She threw up on the floor. As I was cleaning up her vomit, she threw up on my head. Twice. FML
Today, after feeling sick all day at work, my shift was about to end. Twenty minutes before I was able to clock out, some kid puked all over herself in the playground. FML
Today, at work at daycare, this kid was coughing really bad, so I put my hand in front of his mouth in case he was choking on something so he could spit it out. But nope he wasn't choking, he was sick. He puked right into my hands. FML
Today, while riding the bus to a really important job interview the child sitting next to me threw up in my lap. His mother then told him to wipe his mouth. He used my sleeve. FML
Today, I was volunteering at the hospital. This lady was calling the Nurses' Station, and I had to go see what she wanted. When I asked her what she needed, she mumbled something. As I leaned in closer to hear what she was saying, she threw up all over my face. Apparently, she was nauseous. FML
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AGGoddess 2
What a bitch. If he wasn't feeling well, she should have re-scheduled the appointment or hired a babysitter and left the kid at home.
Rellich 0
SOCCERMOMS ARE WHY THE WORLD SUCKS
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Comments (76)
lubby_fml 0
awwww. =.[(Mr. sadface has a beauty mark) There are quite a few things wrong with your post. The Jonas Brothers are gay, and I am not. As far as I know, there is no gerbil in my head. And, it was not a strain to think of your ******, so.....you're welcome. ;-)
lubby_fml 0
If you are referring to me, I must say: Wdf are you talking about. @_@
Rellich 0
SOCCERMOMS ARE WHY THE WORLD SUCKS
lubby_fml 0
Um....ok crazy lady.
Starfire22 5
Well you started it lubby... Mercy just finished it... And exceptionally well in my opinion :)
Starfire22 5
Hello Mercy :) yes some people just have nothing better to do...
Poppachoo 0
In my opinion, that was an inappropriate move on the mothers behalf. If the child knew he was gonna get sick he should have at least got up and tried to run to the washroom. I also agree with one of the other comments made, the mother could have made him stay home if he was sick and get a babysitter. This was not your fault unless you knew he was sick from the beginning which you didn't? As a principal, how did you deal with the situation in a professional manner without getting angry?? If I may ask...
myfriend_youfail 3
Beauty mark? Looks more like oral herpes to me. ;)
Yarrachel 16
YDI for feeding the kid a wafer thin mint.
Brundlefly 0
ha ha ha omg
Yarrachel 16
Glad someone got that.
FerrariCake 2
the fish: "Oh shit! It's Mr Caruso!"
Yarrachel 16
Lol, it's actually Creosote. cre·o·sote (krē'ə-sōt') n. A colorless to yellowish oily liquid containing phenols and creosols, obtained by the destructive distillation of wood tar, especially from the wood of a beech, and formerly used as an expectorant in treating chronic bronchitis. A yellowish to greenish-brown oily liquid containing phenols and creosols, obtained from coal tar and used as a wood preservative and disinfectant. It can cause severe neurological disturbances if inhaled in strong concentrations.
chedgefa 0
how can you bring science into a gag about a fat guy exploding in a restaurant?
lubby_fml 0
Im sorry mercy, I only meant it as a joke. cmaaaaaaannnnn, you know sand + ****** = hilarious. #26....you are a hooker. It is a beauty mark! Mr. Sadface does not sleep around. T_T