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Isa Town, Bahrain
Today, a lady told me that I should sue whoever screwed up my "nose job" so badly. This is the nose I was born with. FML
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Rawr
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Switzerland
Thanks, I hate it
Today, my grandmother told me she would pay for me to get a nose job. I never thought there was a problem with my nose. FML
Anonymous
Bogot?, Colombia
Any damage? Who nose?
Today, it's the seventh day after my nose job. I was taking something out of a box and pulled too hard. I punched myself in the nose. FML
Anonymous
Wallasey, United Kingdom
Today, my sister tried to convince me to go to a plastic surgeon, because "Bitchface Syndrome's no joke." FML
UglyFace
United Kingdom
Today, my parents told me they'd be willing to pay for me to get a nose job. I asked them what was wrong with my nose, and they said nothing, it's just not the kind of nose they'd prefer to feature in our Christmas photos. FML
Anonymous
Box Hill South, Australia
Today, in thanks for my assistance, a customer recommended me a plastic surgeon who could "really help with that face." FML
Ana
Today, while fighting with a girl I hate, my nose piercing got a little loose and I ended up snorting it in. That same girl had to take me to the hospital for surgery. She told everyone afterwards. FML
tigerfiend
United States
Assumptions
Today, I went to a plastic surgeon's office with a friend. The doctor walked in and before he could look at the consult papers, he started explaining the liposuction procedure to me. I had to interrupt him and tell him that I was only there for support for my friend's nose job. FML
jameen
Newbury, United Kingdom
Today, a woman rear-ended my car. She's trying to sue me for 'emotional damage'. FML
damnit
Canada
Today, my boyfriend called and told me he had a surprise for me and to meet up with him to find out. The big surprise was a consultation with a plastic surgeon for rhinoplasty surgery. I never disliked my nose. FML
ouchouchouch
Winnipeg, Canada
Today, I was adjusting my nose piercing from the inside. My mother saw and thought I was picking my nose, so she slapped my hand away, tearing my nose ring out in the process. FML
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PrincessCastiel 27
God gave you a receipt right? But in all seriousness, I'm so sorry OP. That was a rude comment for her to make. You're perfect just the way you are :)
Welshite 39
Don't let her bother you. I think natural imperfections are more attractive than fake plastic Barbie features.
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Comments (72)
lil_mars 1
What a ******* bitch that "lady" was-- **** her, your nose is fab, hun.
Farmillionaire 8
You're correct, your nose is awful. get a nose job haha
Fuaaad1994 31
Sometimes people need to keep their comments to themselves
dotalover 15
seriously people need to learn that
worldclassrager 39
Don't take it personally...just hope she said that without checking...
ggabrams 14
And I bet it's beautiful OP.
an3ph 20
That shouldn't be a problem. God doesn't have any lawyers.
zandalee 19
Courtlynn you are absolutely gorgeous hun. Ignore haters as they are usually just little people with bad manners who are so insecure that the only pleasure in life they can find is by belittling others.
foxy_grampa 19
That's a terrible thing to say. I sorry op
hunts19ketchup 23
I would suggest that she sue whoever taught her that charming set of "manners" she has
FemskyD 26
Return It! O hm Im not to Pleased with The one who lipo's your butt either!