Brittany
United States
Today, a guy professed his love for me in front of my friends. The guy is my first cousin. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Seize the day
Today, a guy that I've been friends with for almost 20 years, and for whom I have never shown even the slightest bit of romantic interest in, confessed his love for me. In front of everyone we know, at mine and my fiancé's engagement party. FML
Anonymous
United States
Diaspora
Today, I found out the guy i've been crushing on might be my cousin. Again. FML
4evalone
United States
WTF dude?
Today, the man I love, who broke my heart by leaving me a few months ago, showed up to a family event and pulled off the most elaborate, romantic proposal I've ever seen. He was proposing to my cousin. FML
Az
Dallas, United States
Today, I woke up to a guy outside my house, who wanted to give me flowers and take me out on a date. Aside from it all being pretty fucking creepy anyway, the guy is my not quite right in the head second cousin, who's apparently now head-over-heels in love with me. FML
welcometothefamily
United States
Today, a guy who I have known for a long time confessed his love to me. It would have been sweet except that he will become my stepbrother in 3 days. FML
whateven333
Gibsonia, United States
Weirdo
Today, I told my cousin that I would gladly help him get through the loss of my aunt. That is until he started flirting with me. FML
Brandee
Canada
Today, a guy commented on a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing on facebook, and said to please stop 'testing' him. He also messaged me saying how he wishes he could get a girlfriend like me, that I'm gorgeous, and that he wants to go out with me. I'm his cousin. FML
easygoing765
And I oop
Today, I found out the girl I hit on at the store I work at is my second cousin. FML
jellybean_94
Canada
Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML
me
Dublin, Ireland
Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML
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StalkerChick 13
Please don't be from the South. We get enough crap about this...
mikepzz 27
I bet the family reunions get just a bit awkward after that eh?
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Comments (188)
winkydog4056 16
Ok, Winky has asked how OP's could get YDI votes on many FML's....but this one!? How could she pissibly deserve THIS?!?!
LuckBeNimble 19
for being TOO attractive. maybe if she wasn't such a complete sex goddess, her own flesh and blood wouldn't want to make inbred children with her. I mean, geez! does she have to be so crotch-eruptingly hot? selfish.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
#55- Was the word "pissibly" a pun on the fact that you're a dog? You know, "piss"? :P
annie_nk 23
91 - crotch...eruptingly....hot. You win on so many levels.
denden_mushi 11
In some places that's perfectly fine, so I don't really see the problem...you could also pull a Kirito and flirt with him in an online game even though you have someone else.
RedmontFief 7
Wait when did Kirito flirt with anyone other than Asuna? :o
jjessen 20
He did so without t realizing it, and by the way, I made a SAO reference on the first comment chain :P
Philerup31 12
Is your cousin Ned Beatty?
buddy51 23
Hillbilly love!!!
kathbutter 12
yeah but he's your first cousin, so you have your cousins, then you have your first cousins, then you have your second cousins.. that's not right is it?
TreyDuhh 10
Lol uhhh xD weird
outerspacey 2
Scientifically speaking, being in love with a cousin isn't weird. You really don't share a whole lot of genes with them so it's easy to be attracted to one.
WrongRomance 11
Tell his parents. Tell your parents. Get a restraining order. Make things really awkward for the next family shindig.
hodula1 19
Did you pretend not to hear
sergentkyle 12
Lol, nice reference.
maz95 17
This is going to be a difficult one to get past...