Today, a guy I'd been seeing off and on for the past three years broke things off over a Facebook message. I replied, and told him that I was at least worth a phone call. He replied "Well, I'm sorry, I disagree." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I wrote to the guy whom I am in love with to tell him how I feel about him. He was very calm and told me to give him some time to think it over. Later in the day, I found out he blocked my number and rejected me on Facebook. But, the worst part is he then texted me saying, "This is my reply". FML
Today, after being so jaded by failed relationships, I'd given a guy who slid into my Facebook Messenger a chance. We'd entered the talking stage, only to be told four months later that he’s found a girlfriend, and no longer wants to continue this interaction and blocked me. FML
Today, I got a message from a former very close friend (with benefits) after telling him this morning that I couldn't talk to him anymore because I felt pressured to conform to his expectations in a way that hurt me. He wanted to tell me he broke up with the girl he abandoned things with me for. I'm not responding. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months decided to end our long-distance relationship out of the blue, because he "lost interest" and "our families don't approve" and "you deserve better than me" and "I'm holding you back." He took my heart and shattered against the wall. FML
Today, I texted the guy I went out with last night. He'd told me he’d text me when he got home, but he never did. Cracking a joke, I asked him if he was homeless or something, since he broke his word. He replied, “No, I’m just not that into you. Have a nice life.” FML
Today, I received a text from my boyfriend breaking up with me. Not only was this a bit cowardly but he'd also sent it in a reply to our last interaction on our phones, a group chat with some of our friends, who started commenting with sad face emojis before I had even had the chance to see it. FML
Today, this guy I was seeing dumped me for "bombarding" him with text messages. I'd sent him one text asking if he was okay, after he stood me up 2 nights in a row. FML
Today, a guy I went on one date with asked me out again via text. Being honest, I texted back, politely saying that he was a good guy but I wasn't really interested. He came over to my house, screaming about how awful I was for "text message breaking up with him" and then cracked my windshield. FML
Today, a guy I had developed feelings for broke things off with me, giving me a version of the “it’s not you, it’s me” line. This was the first person I had liked/wanted to date in almost 8 years. I think I’m destined to be alone. FML
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Sindyy 0
*you're *and *with a *it's *because *there's *shouldn't *nowadays *can't *you *wasn't *right You know, it really doesn't take much effort to type those properly. ^^
Asstazztic 8
Maybe ur just a bitch o_O lol
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oshit_itsjess 0
lol. just lol. you so deserve it. on/off doesn't work. on or off usually means off. man up. stop holding on like a pathetic wretch.
zona00 0
that sucks
CallMeHush 1
@ Snick, I was hoping someone would work some of those in today. I laughed my ass off reading them at work this morning.
IAMLALA 0
people can do a complete flip around in a matter of seconds. you dont know if he was the sweetest guy for 2 year and 1/2 and now all of a sudden hes behavior has changed, and shes just holding on thinking it will get better. snickerdoodles arent you like 14? i dont really think you should be commenting on relationship FML's.
sexy_cali_girl 0
on and off for 3 years usually means hes not a sweet heart..u shuld reread it #19 (not to b rude)
f_alltheirlives 3
You being an annoying dumb ginger makes you unable to post intelligent comment on fml... It's always the same predictable semi-controversial judgmental crap sometimes sparkled with a hint of cultural references but always drowned in bitchiness. I don't think that is limited to to your age though, the douchbagfairy must be your neighbor..
sexy_cali_girl 0
then y your profile say your in college if your 16..u cant b in college at the age of 16
TempestJones 0
I feel the need to defend Snick against this... Actually you can be in college @16. Ever heard of running start? Also, it's very possible to be a few years ahead. Maybe she's got a high GPA and got skipped ahead a few years. Seriously peeps. As for not being old enough to comment on realationhip FML's. Most over 12 have more than likely been in some kind of relationship or have an idea of what Is and is not a healthy relationship just by being observant and having common sence.
MQ_was_here 0
#33: Or she homeschooled her way to graduation early. I ended up doing a year of it since we moved and it's awesome as far working on your own pace goes so it's very much common to graduate early. And Cali_girl? *sigh* I got a premature brain hemorrhage reading your posts. Kindly see yourself out. Kthanksbye.
TempestJones 0
@MQ - Your right. I completely forgot about homeschooling... So, yeah... Yet another way someone could be in college at 16. Thanks MQ ;)
Cinn_fml 23
Right, I'll admit this is probably irrelevent and get deleted, but I need to ask to save myself a little bit of confusion. In America does college always refer to university or have I misunderstood that entirely? Because when I've heard Americans refer to college they've always meant uni. But to me (being from the UK), college is the two years you do before university, which would make it entirely understandable how snickerdoodles is at that level at sixteen, she's just been skipped ahead a year (two at most). If say it's a reference to university then it is a little bit more unusual, because that's a three year skip.
Rota 0
In America, college is university.
totes_sucks 0
To be in college/6th form snickerdoodles would be aged 16-18. So she wouldn't necessarily have skipped anything. Uni is normally 18+ (special cases excluded). Huge apologies for being a pedant.
Cinn_fml 23
(To the post before last) Thanks, I was just checking. :)
Cinn_fml 23
@totes_sucks - If you look at snickerdoodle's profile then you'd see her birthday is at the beginning of the school year, therefore she should turn 17 at the beginning of sixth form. Just a point. (I tried to add this to my last comment, but it complained about editing time being up or something, so I apologise to unintentional spamming)
totes_sucks 0
That's why I said 'necessarily'.
Cinn_fml 23
Fair enough. Sorry, thought you were being specific to this case. My bad.
MQ_was_here 0
@Cinn: I know exactly what you mean as far uni./college goes. I used to live in Toronto before we moved out to the states and during uniiversity applications I kept hearing 'college' when really I was applying for 'university' as in a 4-year program. But turns out any post-secondary education system whether it's a 2-year program or 4, it's going to be called "college". Kinda' takes away from the glamour of the whole aspect of university, ahem. @ TempestJones: np! And #98: A win for that picture.
CallMeHush 1
Maybe he thought you are the vomit nozzle that gave him the clap, if you are YDI.
sexy_cali_girl 0
ok that was jus stupid... r u ok in the head #24?
CallMeHush 1
Cali Girl you been around long enough to know the answer is no. LOL
jamie_leeann23 0
snickerdoodles takes fmls way too seriously. haha, I guess when you're a bored, adolescent teenage girl there's really nothing else to do, but to be on the internet every two seconds to comment fmls... you know 'cause she doesn't want to be like one of those anti-social people who read or watch people on the comp, or tv, rather than accually living like one herself. :)
TempestJones 0
LOLs @ Jaime... It's funny cause your doing the same thing you claim she's doing... ROFL.... Haha... Calling yourself anti social basically... lols
CallMeHush 1
Whoa, it is the middle of the night where she is, what would you like her to do? Streetwalk or Midnight Basketball? Pttttthhhh.
TempestJones 0
Lols
Resquall 0
Jaime.. perhaps she has the FML APP, and so recieves push messages, as I do. Hmm, yes, doesn't that make more sense?
bkullas 0
probably get some sleep. and posting 1 comment is not as bad as posting 20 comments on every FML story
Cinn_fml 23
In my general experience on/off tends to mean off, but it's on again if they get to get some, or their current source is out of town. I will admit this is not always true. But if it really was an on/off relationship it was never going to work - so be glad it's over now.
TempestJones 0
Usually on-again off-again is code for **** buddies when it's convenient but one wants it to be more... They don't work. He did you a favor.
IAMLALA 0
i think my comment was to long :( i dont see it posted. fml.
TempestJones 0
ImLaLa... Your up at # 19
x805xUnknown 6
Well, love is measured by loss.
BlueBomber 0
Lie. Love is measured by love. Value of life lessons is measured by loss.
TempestJones 0
@ Blue - One of the most intelligent posts on here :)