Today, a guy I'd been seeing off and on for the past three years broke things off over a Facebook message. I replied, and told him that I was at least worth a phone call. He replied "Well, I'm sorry, I disagree." FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I wrote to the guy whom I am in love with to tell him how I feel about him. He was very calm and told me to give him some time to think it over. Later in the day, I found out he blocked my number and rejected me on Facebook. But, the worst part is he then texted me saying, "This is my reply". FML
Today, after being so jaded by failed relationships, I'd given a guy who slid into my Facebook Messenger a chance. We'd entered the talking stage, only to be told four months later that he’s found a girlfriend, and no longer wants to continue this interaction and blocked me. FML
Today, I got a message from a former very close friend (with benefits) after telling him this morning that I couldn't talk to him anymore because I felt pressured to conform to his expectations in a way that hurt me. He wanted to tell me he broke up with the girl he abandoned things with me for. I'm not responding. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months decided to end our long-distance relationship out of the blue, because he "lost interest" and "our families don't approve" and "you deserve better than me" and "I'm holding you back." He took my heart and shattered against the wall. FML
Today, I texted the guy I went out with last night. He'd told me he’d text me when he got home, but he never did. Cracking a joke, I asked him if he was homeless or something, since he broke his word. He replied, “No, I’m just not that into you. Have a nice life.” FML
Today, I received a text from my boyfriend breaking up with me. Not only was this a bit cowardly but he'd also sent it in a reply to our last interaction on our phones, a group chat with some of our friends, who started commenting with sad face emojis before I had even had the chance to see it. FML
Today, this guy I was seeing dumped me for "bombarding" him with text messages. I'd sent him one text asking if he was okay, after he stood me up 2 nights in a row. FML
Today, a guy I went on one date with asked me out again via text. Being honest, I texted back, politely saying that he was a good guy but I wasn't really interested. He came over to my house, screaming about how awful I was for "text message breaking up with him" and then cracked my windshield. FML
Today, a guy I had developed feelings for broke things off with me, giving me a version of the “it’s not you, it’s me” line. This was the first person I had liked/wanted to date in almost 8 years. I think I’m destined to be alone. FML
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Sindyy 0
*you're *and *with a *it's *because *there's *shouldn't *nowadays *can't *you *wasn't *right You know, it really doesn't take much effort to type those properly. ^^
Asstazztic 8
Maybe ur just a bitch o_O lol
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Comments (143)
Residence_fml 4
@73 She's been dating him on and off for three years and he replies like that so she probably is a very weak girl and keeps hanging on to him. Is there actually any need to ask wether she is a fool or not? YDI and just waisted 3 years of your love life, congrats
lostfaithinpppl 19
I agree with snickerdoodles. There was no future in this relationship, OP, if you were dating off and on for 3 years. I don't understand why you are upset about something that was a waste of time in the first place.
The__Redneck 7
It ain't your worth, it's his worth. He did it via message rather than phone call because he's a coward. Count your blessings you're not with that idiot anymore.
42billybob 5
call him. someone could have hacked his facebook. also off and on relationships... i agree about not being worth the call. it happens regularly anyway. you'll probably be together again in 6 months.
mzhonesty 0
I'd need much more information about your relationship to pass judgment. Who knows, maybe you did something wrong.
kabukistar 0
Jeez, you guys are vultures. Yes, if she cheated on him then SDI, but otherwise FHL.
Turbolag25 7
That's natural selection. Deal with it...
pfunk129 1
who calls nowadays. it's either text or social website. get over it and move on.
pantherflb66 0
the dude is a funny mother ****** lo
gamergurl86 0
ugh. what a dick! I'm so sorry. :(