Today, a girl with a picture of One Direction as her desktop asked if I wanted to partner with her on a 70% law assignment. Two hours after saying no, I found out that she's a legal genius with a guaranteed job in the field and a near perfect GPA. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I was passed over for the job of my dreams. I now have to watch as a girl I have on Facebook - a total moron - boasts daily about scoring the position instead. Turns out the interviewer was her uncle. FML
Today, a girl who's in charge of a group project that I get graded on, asked if Bill Gates was a Founding Father. She was totally serious. I'm screwed. FML
Today, my girlfriend got paid by the richest guy in our school to go to the Winter Formal with him. She took up the offer. FML
Today, the girl who tormented my life for nine years was hired at my part-time job. We're assigned to work together on a three-month-long project which will involve tons of communication. FML
Today, I asked a girl in my building out. She said yes, and told me her fee per hour. FML
Today, my sister and I heard back from a job we both applied to. I had used the knowledge from my MBA degree to write a six-page essay for the application, while she just copied and pasted hers from a random website. Guess who got the job. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend got engaged to a coworker. I got her the job. FML
Today, I had an epic, two-hour conversation with a brilliant, beautiful future leader of our industry. She's an intern. I'm just some loser horndog of a senior manager in another department. FML
Today, it's the third time this year I was recommended to meet someone because we're "so smart, we'll get along." At dinner, this person complimented how I'd do great in their graduate course on data science. I helped develop the degree program. I can't believe I missed pinball for this. FML
Today, I joined a dating website and spent all day filling out and improving my profile. My first match is a guy who relentlessly tried to date me for all 4 years of high school. Now he just has more reasons to tell me how much we're meant to be. We're a 97% match. FML
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Top comments
boxbrandon11 20
Why would you say no because of their computer background?
lulinator 40
Don't judge a laptop by its desktop.
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Comments (197)
booty_sniper 10
Who would have thought that someone who likes One Direction would be smart?
lulinator 40
We all have our guilty pleasures.
whysobeachy 37
24- I really hope you were being sarcastic.
countryguy91290 16
#24 pull your head out of your ghetto wanna be ass and think for a second yes just cause she likes 1D doesn't make her unintelligent.
countryguy91290 16
#42 he was being serious even though he himself listens to (and I say this from assumption and observation) the world worst music Rap and hip-hop.
Joceyvdv 9
Ha! That's what you get for judging
booty_sniper 10
Who would have thought that someone who likes One Direction would be smart?
Ashfyr 18
Posting the same comment twice? Down voted into shamedom
dyne808 34
biggest you deserve it ever
kaybows 14
Way to jump to conclusions, OP.
Doctor_W_H_O 18
YDI for judging a book by it's cover OP
thatguynamedsky 32
dont judge a book by its desktop background
ukeandfoodislife 19
That doesn't even make sense. If this was a crappy rip off of #11, you failed.
ukeandfoodislife 19
*#7??
rachelthelime_fml 29
YDI for being a judgemental arse.
mads_nicole 19
YDI for judging someone over something as stupid as a background on their computer
tylercarolinex 21
You totally deserved that..